刚听到的。以前看过的请一笑而过
                                                                         莫兄弟上厕所，大号，刚蹲下，就听见旁边传来一个声音：“来拉？”
                                                                    此兄弟莫名其妙，无奈中间隔了一层板，看不见是何方神圣，于是便应了一句：“恩，来了！”
                                                                         “来干什么啊？”
                                                                          “大便啊！”
                                                                                          “什么时候走呀？”
                                                                        此兄弟怒：“拉完就走！！”
                                                                                            “一会完事了你来我这边一下啊…”
                                                                          “TMD，原来同性恋啊你！！给老子滚远点”
                                                                                                 “喂，先不说了啊，一会再打给你，我这旁边有个SB，我说一句他接一句！！”