1.上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话；                                   下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子                                     横批：发错人了                                                         2. 上联：看背影急熬千军万马；                                            下联：转过头吓退百万雄师                                                横批 ：我的妈呀                                                        3.上联：爱国爱家爱师妹;                                                下联：防火防盗防师兄                                                   横批：恋爱自由                                                          4.上联：纸老虎假老虎网民动手打老虎；                                    下联：你也说我也说法庭宣判它也说                                         横批：假的就是假的                                                      5.上联：麻将扑克金花，输完之后回家；                                    下联：古道西风瘦马，断肠人在天涯                                        横批：惨啊                                                             6.上联：去除数字一和二；