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i’d love to,but ihave plans on Sunday.
Well,maybe some other time.
Sure.just give me a call.
Wouldn’t be fair to me.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
So cute that I’m thingking about jamming this pen in my eye.
You have the best luck with eye doctors.
Where you going?-My folks’.
I might stay there while i look for an apartment.
10
Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth.
I sat near the door so she’d have to pass by me..
If she wanted to seith cars. She was totally at my mercy.
How can she be great if she’s from poughkeepsie?
That joke would have killed in Albany.
That is two weeks old
Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?
At least you have somebody to miss stuff with.
I hate being alone this time of year.
Next is’s valentine’s day.
It doesn’t even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been flung.
Want me to set you up?
I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
I haven’t been picked on this much since kindergarten.
And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.
I would love to,but I can’t. I’m not good at confrontation.
I read about this director, Orson welles…
Who ,at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them.
She’s stupid and racist.
What happened to your fancy jacket?
They baked it.
I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname.
Have a happy hannukah.
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I was going for the metaphor.
I was saying the actual words.
Now, the mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic Period.
Isn’t the mastodon from the pliocene Epoch?
I was working on my pottery.
It’d be something you’d regret every day for the rest of your life.
Only people in blue blazers sit here.
When I’m in a play and you’er in the audience,idon’t talk to you.
Well,maybe some other time.
Sure.just give me a call.
Wouldn’t be fair to me.
Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.
So cute that I’m thingking about jamming this pen in my eye.
You have the best luck with eye doctors.
Where you going?-My folks’.
I might stay there while i look for an apartment.
10
Joey stuffing fifteen Oreos in his mouth.
I sat near the door so she’d have to pass by me..
If she wanted to seith cars. She was totally at my mercy.
How can she be great if she’s from poughkeepsie?
That joke would have killed in Albany.
That is two weeks old
Who keeps leaving old newspapers in the trash?
At least you have somebody to miss stuff with.
I hate being alone this time of year.
Next is’s valentine’s day.
It doesn’t even have to be a big relationship. Just a fling.
It’s been a long time since I’ve been flung.
Want me to set you up?
I no longer go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
I haven’t been picked on this much since kindergarten.
And they brought in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me.
I would love to,but I can’t. I’m not good at confrontation.
I read about this director, Orson welles…
Who ,at the beginning, would hire somebody just to fire them.
She’s stupid and racist.
What happened to your fancy jacket?
They baked it.
I thought it might be fun to try out a cool nickname.
Have a happy hannukah.
11
I was going for the metaphor.
I was saying the actual words.
Now, the mastodon is from the semi-late Jurassic Period.
Isn’t the mastodon from the pliocene Epoch?
I was working on my pottery.
It’d be something you’d regret every day for the rest of your life.
Only people in blue blazers sit here.
When I’m in a play and you’er in the audience,idon’t talk to you.
