Plaisir D'Amour - 1x09
Eric: "How do you stomach that stuff? Don’t you find it metallic and vial?"
Bill: "I don't think about it. It's sustinace, that's all... what?"
Eric: "Well if you were their poster boy, the mainstream media is in deep
trouble. TruBlood: It will keep you alive but it will bore you to death."
Eric: "I'll take the girl."
Bill: "No.. you can have anyone you want, why do you want her?"
Eric: "Why do you want her? You're not in love with her are you?"
Bill: "Sookie must be protected."
Eric: "Now that sounds like an vee-inn, but it couldn’t be because I would know
about that.. admit it.. you love her."
Bill: "I take it by your being here, there was no way around it, then."
Eric: "I can’t exactly say.. I didn’t exactly look into it."
Eric: "This place is more depressing than I thought it would be."
Pam: "Mmmahaha."
Eric: "Not him. He doesn’t get one."
Random: "What gives, bro?"
Eric: "What’d you do to your arm there.. bro."
Eric: "Oh before I go.. a word of advice. We know when a human
has wronged us. We can smell it. So do not make the mistake of letting the pretty
blonde vampire lady on television make you feel too comfortable. We may not have
retaliated.. yet. We know who you are. Have a nice night."
I Don't Wanna Know - 1x10
Eric: "Yes majestor.. it’s true. Longshadow was a thief and a liar. He was hurting my business."
Eric: "Majestor.. she is valuable."
Eric: "For the most part. What it matters is that he is."
To Love Is To Bury - 1x11
Eric: "She’s your punishment. Not mine."
Eric: "Can’t handle one little girl, Bill?"
Eric: "Man up my friend.. she’s not even one night old."
"See, you have to be tough on them or they’ll walk all over you."
You'll Be The Death Of Me - 1x12
Bill: "What is this?"
Eric: "There are favours.. and there are favours."
Pam: "She is extremely annoying."
Bill: "You can't do this. We had a deal!"
Eric: "Now the terms have changed, she's yours. Unless you want to give me Sookie... it's just a suggestion, though a few nights with this one may change your mind."
Pam: "Good luck."
Eric: "Oh lovely… sweet freedom."
Pam: "Good luck."
Eric: "Oh lovely… sweet freedom."