“那个...熊哥...这书上说的那个东京在哪啊?”
“呃...没准在东海...”
“熊哥...那真的热啊???”
“也许吧...”
“熊哥...这小妞是谁啊????”
“呃............这个是....那...那个....七武海、波雅.汉库克”
“哈???书上不是说她叫苍井空么???”
“呃....这是艺名...艺名...”
“熊哥...这女七武海身高才一米五五啊???”
“呃...这是她小时候....”
“熊哥...这女的你见过么????”
“呃...同事...同事...”
“熊哥...那她平时上班的时候也不穿衣服啊???”
.......
说到这,巴索罗缪.熊怒了,伸手给我一嘴巴,然后就走了...
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以上内容节选自大湿神作“鸭眼日记”