经考证，这篇文章是用西班牙语写成，然后制作者将一些字符用其他的替换过来。
替换码如下：
ahk -> e
oix -> aux
so -> la
auw -> oj
jhe -> si

翻译过来的英文原文如下：
"Kva! Kvak! is the newsletter of the La Ranetoj. It is send to paying members and other individuals who, in some way, are involved in la Ranetoj's activities. In it there firstly is information about the locations of the monthly meetings, but of course also concerning the latest activities of the club. Sometimes it also includes other educating or entertaining material.
The Internet-based Kvako are on the one hand another distribution channel for the contents of the paper version. But on the other hand, not surprisingly, the contents of the different versions cannot and even must not always be 100 percent the same. For instance, in little circulating paper versions you can publish illustrations that, for copyright reasons, cannot be used on the Internet. Yet on the other hand the low costs of the Internet version lift the space limits and allow more content, not to mention being always to date."
These circumstances influence the web-based Kvako, which will also serve as the general homepage of the 'La Ranetoj'."

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