Scene 6
Beijing.1963.
Party noises over the house speakers. Reneeenters, wearing a revealing gown.
GALLIMARD:1963. A party at the Austrian embassy. None of us could remember the Austrianambassador’s name, which seemed somehow appropriate. (To Renee) So, I tell theAmericans, Diem must go. TheU.S.wants to be respected by the Vietnamese, and yet they’re propping up thisnobody seminarian as her president. A man whose claim to fame is hissister-in-law imposing fanatic “moral order” campaigns? Oriental women – whenthey’re good, they’re very good, but when they’re bad, they’re Christians.
RENEE:Yeah.
GALLIMARD:And what do you do?
RENEE:I’m a student. My father exports a lot of useless stuff to the Third world.
GALLIMARD:How useless?
RENEE:You know. Squirt guns, confectioner’s sugar, hula hoops…
GALLIMARD:I’m sure they appreciate the sugar.
RENEE:I’m here for two years to study Chinese.
GALLIMARD:Two years?
RENEE:That’s what everybody says.
GALLIMARD:When did you arrive?
RENEE:Three weeks ago.
GALLIMARD:And?
RENEE:I like it. It’s primitive, but… well, this is the place to learn Chinese, sohere I am.
GALLIMARD:Why Chinese?
RENEE:I think it’ll be important someday.
GALLIMARD:You do?
RENEE:Don’t ask me when, but…that’s what I think.
GALLIMARD:Well, I agree with you. One hundred percent. That’s very farsighted.
RENEE:Yeah. Well of course, my father thinks I’m a complete weirdo.
GALLIMARD:He’ll thank you someday.
RENEE:Like when the Chinese start buying hula hoops?
GALLIMARD:There’re a billion bellies out there.
RENEED:And if they end up taking over the world – well, then I’ll be lucky to knowChinese too, right?
GALLIMARD:At this point, I don’t see how the Chinese can possibly take –
RENEE:You know what I don’t like aboutChina?
GALLIMARD:Excuse me? No – what?
RENEE:Nothing to do at night.
GALLIMARD:You come to parties at embassies like everyone else.
RENEE:Yeah, but they get out at ten. And then what?
GALLIMARD:I’m afraid the Chinese idea of a dance ball is a dirt floor and a man with aflute.
RENEE:Are you married?
GALLIMARD:Yes. Why?
RENEE:You wanna…fool around?
Pause.
GALLIMARD:Sure.
RENEE:I’ll wait for you outside. What’s your name?
GALLIMARD:Gallimard. Rene.
RENEE:Weird. I’m Renee too. (She exits)
GALLIMARD(To us): And so, I embarked on my first extra extramarital affair. Renee waspicture perfect. With a body like those girls in the magazines. If I put atissue paper over my eyes, I wouldn’t have been able to tell the difference. Andit was exciting to be with someone who wasn’t afraid to be seen completelynaked. But is it possible for a woman to be too uninhibited, too willing ,so asto seem almost too…masculine?
ChuckBerry blaresfrom the house speakers, then comes down in volume as Renee enters, towelingher hair.
RENEE:You have a nice weenie.
GALLIMARD:What?
RENEE:Penis. You have a nice penis.
GALLIMARD:Oh. Well, thank you. That’s very…
RENEE:What – can’t take a compliment?
GALLIMARD:No, it’s very…reassuring.
RENEE:But most girls don’t come out and say it, huh?
GALLIMARD:And also…what did you call it?
RENEE:Oh. Most girls don’t call it a “weenie”, huh?
GALLIMARD:It sounds very –
RENEE:Small, I know.
GALLIMARD:I was going to say, “young”.
RENEE:Yeah, young, small, same thing. Most guys are pretty, uh, sensitive about that.Like, you know, I had a boyfriend back home inDenmark. I got mad at him once andcalled him a little weenihead. He got so mad! He said at least I should callhim a great big weeniehead.
GALLIMARD:I suppose I just say “penis”.
RENEE:Yeah. That’s pretty clinical. There’s “cock,”, but that sounds like a chicken. And“prick” is painful, and “dick” is like you’re talking about someone who’s notin the room.
GALLIMARD:Yes. It’s a…bigger problem than I imagined.
RENEE:I – I think maybe it’s because I really don’t know what to do with them – that’swhy I call them “weenies.”
GALLIMARD:Well, you did quite well with… mine.
RENEE:Thanks, but I mean, really do with them. Like, okay, have you ever looked atone? I mean, really?
GALLIMARD:No, I suppose when it’s part of you, you sort of take it for granted.
RENEE:I guess. But, like, it just hangs there. This little…flap of fresh. And there’sso much fuss that we make about it. Like, I think the reason we fight wars isbecause we wear clothes. Because no one knows – between the men, I mean – whohas the bigger…weenie. So, if I’m a guy with a small one, I’m going to build areally big building or take over a really big piece of land or write a reallylong book so the other men don’t know, right? But, see, it never really works,that’s the problem. I mean, you conquer the country, or whatever, but you’restill wearing clothes, so there’s no way to prove absolutely whose is bigger orsmaller. And that’s what we call a civilized society. The whole world run by abunch of men which pricks the size of pins. (She exits)
GALLIMARD(To us): This was simply not acceptable.
Ahigh-pitched chime rings through the air. Song, dressed as Butterfly, appearsin the upstage special. She is obviously distressed. Her body swoons as sheattempts to clip the stems of flowers she’s arranging in a vase.
GALLIMARD:But I kept up our affair, wildly, for several months. Why? I believe because ofButterfly. She knew the secret I was trying to hide. But, unlike a Westernwoman, she didn’t confront me, threaten, even pout. I remembered the words ofPuccini’s Butterfly:
SONG:“Noi siamo gente avvezza/ alle piccolo sose/ umili e silenziose.”
GALLIMARD:“I come from a people/ Who are accustomed to little/ Humble and silent.” I sawPinkerton and Butterfly, and what she would say if he were unfaithful…nothing. Shewould cry, alone, into those wildly soft sleeves, once full of possessions, nowempty to collect her tears. It was her tears and her silence that excited me, everytime I visited Renee.
TOULON(Offstage): Gallimard!
Toulonenters. Gallimard turns towards him. During the next section, Song, up center,begins to dance with the flowers. It is a drunken dance, where she breaks smallpieces off the stems.
TOULON:They’re killing him.
GALLIMARD:Who? I’m sorry? What?
TOULON:Bother you to come over at this late hour?
GALLLIMARD:No…of course not.
TOULON:Not after you hear my secret. Champagne?
GALLIMARD:Um…thank you.
TOULON:You’re surprised. There’s something that you’ve wanted, Gallimard. No, not apromotion. Next time. Something in the world. You’re not aware of this, butthere’s an information gossip circle among intelligence agents. And some of usheard from some of the Americans –
GALLIMARD:Yes?
TOULON: That theU.S.will allow Vietnamese generalsto stage a coup…and assistanate President Diem.
Thechime rings again. Toulonfreezes. Gallimard turns up-stage and looks at Butterfly, who slowly anddeliberately clips a flower off its stem. Gallimard turns back towards Toulon.
GALLIMARD:I think…that’s a very nice move!