今天朋友几个一起出去吃大餐，吃完后，我提出谁丑谁付账单，正巧一旁的服务员听到了，然后看了我们一眼，说：“你们还是AA制吧……”

夜深，男孩和女孩手牵手的漫步街上，男孩突然鼓起勇气对女孩说：“要不今晚就别回家了吧！”
女孩默默垂头不说话，男孩突然摸摸口袋，然后很失望的说：“算了！我也没带身份证。”
女孩欲言又止，沉默数秒，突然问：“你说我是长发好看还是剪短发好看？”
男孩没精打采的随口应道：“我咋知道？我又没见过你剪短发。”
女孩这时从包里拿出身份证，指着上面的照片说：“你看！你看！”
男孩会心的笑了。。。

快到情人节了，刚才我去楼下买完东西，老板问我：“先生买花么？” “买花干什么啊？” “买花送女朋友啊” “哦，买多少花能送个女朋友啊？”然后老板默默的把花收回去了。。

一哥们运动会跑1500。最后冲刺的时候。突然一女的跑上主席台。大喊XXX你要是能跑第一我当你女朋友。之后除了他以外的所有运动员都停下了。只有他一个人，玩了命往回跑。

忽然明白为啥我国人民吃饭时候边吃边看手机的那么多。完全是因为西餐一般要用两只手用餐具，而中餐吃饭时左手完全是空着的，太适合边吃边看手机了。民族自豪感油然而生。

昨天下午女儿放学回家，看到她脸上有个明显的掐痕，问她是不是被打了，她闷头不说话，我摸出手机就要给班主任打电话说明情况，这时她拉着我说：麻麻，别打，班主任送那小子去医院了，还没回来呢。

世上有这样的一件事：脱衣服做之前，心里又紧张又期待，还有那么一丝害怕；做的过程中，总是很享受；做完以后，又感觉十分舒服
没错，这件事就是在寒冷的冬夜洗澡。

我也来水个7级

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I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制

Misaki友人 3
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I am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push NiuDuo countless time
吾曾无数次推倒牛多
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制
猛刷经验

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