回复：【授权转载】Deffective Logic (病娇 Kaito x 读者）

–There’s no way he could be malfunctioning! You need to keep him in good condition so you could get a chance at refund once the shipping thing had been sorted out! So yes, at the moment, you weren’t worried about Kaito‐ you were just worried about your money!
“Is Kaito Functioning, Master? He doesn’t appear to be listening…” Rin frowned. But once you were about to answer her, the light in kaito’s iris had completely went out, and the insignia on his arm wasn’t glowing anymore.
With a loud thud, Kaito fell right to the ground and you panicked! It’s like seeing all your money going up in flames!
-他绝不可能会坏掉！你必须将他保持在良好的状况，这样一来只要运输的问题解决之后你就有退款的机会！所以是的，现在这个时候，你不是担心Kaito—— 你是担心你的钱！
“Kaito有在操作吗，Master？他看起来没有在听……”铃皱着眉头道。但是你正好要回答她的时候，Kaito虹膜中的光完全熄灭，他手臂上的标志也不再发光了。
随着“碰”的一大声，Kaito直直摔倒在地吓了你一大跳！仿佛看见你全部的钱毁于大火中！

一直很喜欢大哥的眼睛—— 哦吼吼，给你们个提示，这个是在译完这部小说之后，即将翻译的下一部作品。

“Kaito!”
You couldn’t help but blurt out its name, quickly hopping from the sofa and heading over to the limp machine, you hoped nothing was damaged. That was when you remembered that Kaito was REALLY low on charge this morning, and for Voca‐droids to be shutting down like that can result in massive memory damage!
You were only worried for Kaito because of one thing‐ your money! You can’t afford any kind of damage right now since it’ll cost you your refund, so the prior focus right now was to have Kaito charged before anything else goes wrong!
“Kaito！”
你忍不住脱口喊出他的名字，快速地从沙发上跳下去走到那台瘫倒在地的机械，你希望没有什么损坏。那刻你才想起Kaito 今天早上的电量非常低，Vocadroids 以这样的方式关机会导致巨大的记忆损害！
你担心Kaito 只是因为这点——你的钱！你现在根本承担不来任何损失因为这样会花掉你的退款，所以现在必须关注的事情是在Kaito 出什么问题之前给他充电！

“Hold still Kaito”
You mumbled, running a thorough scan on his system to check for any faultiness. There hadn’t been any abnormalities so far, and hopefully, it stays that way.
Kaito was once again awake and in full corporative mode, though he was oddly silent lately. Did he hit a speech wiring somewhere?
“Talk to me Kaito. Are all processes alright?” you asked, genuinely worried about the android this time, as if forgotten what it had done a few months back.
The machine had slowly turned his head to look at you, carefully analyising your features through means of biometrics, since his software had not too long restarted, so confirmation of his user was necessary.
“别动Kaito。”
你喃喃自语道，在他的系统上进行一项彻底的扫描以检测任何错误。到目前为止没有任何异常，希望它保持这种状况。
Kaito 再次处于完全配合的模式苏醒过来，虽然他沉默得出奇。是不是他摔到哪个部分的言语电路？
“和我说说话Kaito。所有的进程都好吗？”你问道，这一次是真的担心这个安卓，好像已经忘了他几个月前做了什么。
这台机械慢慢地转过头看着你，仔细地通过生物识别技术来分析你的特征，因为他的程序才刚重新启动，所以确认他的用户是必要的。

“…Hai”
Odd… You expected a ‘masuta’ to come after that since it was strange of him to react in such a short phrase. You weren’t so sure if Kaito was really alright, so you continued to sort him out.
“…Hey Kaito, can you sing to master? It’s really important”
…Hearing those words from you was like seeing the staircase to heaven; Kaito’s hardware began to run on heat upon hearing his user’s request, and his joy was simply ineffable. More importantly, you had entitled yourself as ‘master’ for the second time.
Yes, of course you are his only familiar.
“Hai, masuta. Any song selection of your choice?”
At this point, Kaito seems back to his old self, so avid and dedicated to you, making you forget how psychotic it was as a machine. Currently, you didn’t see Kaito as a machine, but more like… a child.
“……嗨。”
奇怪……你还以为在这句之后会是一句 “Masuta” 因为他以这么短的语句回应显得很古怪。你不是很确定 Kaito 是否真的好了，所以你继续处理他。
“……嘿Kaito，你能唱歌给 Master 听吗？这很重要。”
……听到你说的那些词句仿佛看见一条直通天堂的阶梯；Kaito的硬盘在听到用户的要求后开始运行加热，他的喜悦简直是难以言表的。更重要的是，你已经第二次自称“Master”。
是的，你当然是他唯一亲近的人。
“嗨，Masuta。你选什么歌曲？”
这一刻，Kaito看起来回到以前的他，对你是多么的热衷与尽心尽力，让你忘了身为机械的他是多么精神错乱。现在，你并没有将 Kaito看成一台机械，反而比较像是……一个小孩。

“Anything” you said to him, reminding yourself of the first time you wanted it to sing to you, and Kaito as well remembers this. The difference? This time, you weren’t smiling.
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“Kaito, it’s ok. Don’t strain yourself”
You sighed, but Kaito seemed a lot more devastated than even you are. It turns out that his vocals had been messed up during reprogramming and he was way out of tune, even worse than the first time.
Right now, Kaito can’t even sing for his life…
“I apologize, Masuta”
Kaito sulked, feeling so useless, a little too depressed for even your taste, and despite everything, you felt sorry for him. Maybe there’s something you could do? Hopefully, this isn’t something you’ll later regret.
“什么都可以。”你向他说道，想起自己第一次要他唱歌给你听的那段记忆，而Kaito 也记得这点。不同的是？这次，你没有笑了。
~~~~~
“Kaito，没关系。别太勉强自己。”
你叹道，但是Kaito 看起来比你还要来得悲痛与震惊。原来，他的声音在被重新编程的期间搞坏了，而他现在的走调，比第一次还要糟糕。
现在，Kaito 连为自己而唱的能力都没有了……
“对不起，Masuta。”
Kaito 闷闷不乐，感觉自己是如此的没用，甚至比你体验过的有些过于沮丧，尽管之前发生的一切，你却很替他难过。或许你可以做些什么呢？希望，这次不是你之后会后悔的事。

“That’s fine, Kaito. Let me see if I can fix you up”
You stretched, pushing the chair towards your desktop and typing in whatever, not noticing how much Kaito was observing you. You truly are a kind human… A kind master… Despite how unhappy you currently appear.
“…Yasashi… ﴾so kind﴿”
Kaito’s inaudible mumble was so faint you didn’t even hear it, artificial eyes perusing your presence like the pages of an entrancing novel; the way you purse you lips in frustration, eyes shining to the light of the LCD screen before your face… Kaito was merely fascinated by you…
….Fixated on you, really…
The silence only being interrupted by the tapping of the keys on your keyboard, a pattern so unrhythmic it’s enough to bug you, until finally, Kaito’s instinctive curiosity began to take a toll.
“不要紧的，Kaito。让我看看能不能把你修复。”
你舒展四肢，把椅子推向你的电脑桌面并输入什么，没有意识到Kaito 正在观察你。你真是个善良的人……善良的主人……即使你现在看起来很不高兴。
“……Yasahi……（真是善良啊）”
Kaito 模糊不清的呢喃微弱得你根本听不见，他的人造眸子像是在浏览一本入门小说的页面那样看着你；你受到挫折而撅着嘴，双眸闪着面前液晶屏幕光的样子…… Kaito 不过是被你迷住了……
……非常的，依恋你……
这样的沉默只是被你键盘上的敲击声干扰，一种毫无节奏，足以让你心烦的模式，直到最后，Kaito 好奇的本能开始打破这种情况。

“Masuta…?”
“‐Kaito?”
You inattentively responded; still busy searching up something on the site for Kaito, not exactly prepared for his strange question.
“… Am I special to you?”
… …. …
The sudden enquiry had caught you off guard, and so your frantic typing had come to a sudden pause, finally leaning back with a sigh and carefully eyeing the robot.
You weren’t quite sure how to answer such a question, and you weren’t sure of the motives behind it. Right now, you just wanted to pretend as if things were ok with him, as if he hadn’t done anything wrong.
“… Kaito‐ yes, of course you’re very special. Why do you ask?”
“Masuta……？”
“— Kaito？”
你心不在焉地回复，依然忙着在Kaito 的网页搜索什么，丝毫没有预料到他奇怪的问题。
“……我对你来说是特别的吗？”
……
你没有防备这句突如其来的询问，然后你疯狂的打字声突然停顿下来，终于靠在椅背上叹了口气，小心地盯着这个机械人。
你不确定要如何回答这样的问题，你也不确定其背后的动机。现在，你只是要假装他一切还好的样子，就像他没有做错什么一样。
“……Kaito——是的，你当然很特别。为什么你这么问？” 他看向地面之前凝视着你，看起来被什么事弄得极度困扰。

He looked to the ground before gazing right back at you, seeming to be extremely bothered by something.
“I am special… But you do not treat me as it is… The fact that there are others of my kind in your sight is incomprehensible to me… Illogical. I am yours, masuta”
You looked at him with a tinge of uncertainty, once again being reminded of how… attached Kaito was to you. Maybe a little too attached on a serious note. You didn’t have a choice but to think that this was probably the same reason he went berserk and murdered your sister’s dog… You weren’t even sure if the key factor here was simple jealousy!
Great‐ quite a reminder that was. Anyhow, the bottom line of it all is that this android has to learn to accept and cope with things; hopefully, he wouldn’t go crazy and murderize anything else! You were still cautious of him!
他看向地面之前凝视着你，看起来被什么事弄得极度困扰。
“我是特别的……但是你并没有这样对待我……我无法理解其他同类出现在你眼中的这点……这不合逻辑。我是你的，Masuta。”
你带有一点不确定性地看着他，再次被提醒Kaito 是如何的……依赖你。严格来说或许是太过依赖了。你无法不去想这个恐怕是和他变得狂暴并杀害你妹妹的狗是一样的原因……你甚至不太肯定这里的关键因素就是纯粹的妒嫉！
很好——这提醒来的好。无论如何，这个安卓最低限度必须学会接受与应付一些事情；但愿，他不会再发疯然后去杀害任何东西！你还是在警惕着他！

“Kaito… Listen. Being a vocaloid, your role is to accept and work with the others. So what if I have other vocaloids around? No need to get all psycho and… jealous… Despite how you feel, I love every one of you ok? So I’ll treat you all the same”
You folded your arms, now leaning back into the chair. You wanted to say that, just to calm his overworked mind, though in reality, much of what you had said was a lie. …You were no longer so fond of this Kaito model sitting before you.
On the other hand, Kaito wasn’t exactly happy with your choice of words. He wanted to be the only vocaloid in your sight, to be deemed as your favourite, the special one; he felt so neglected when you are with the twins, denying any indication of his human intentionally ignoring him.
“Kaito……听着。身为一个 Vocaloid，你的职责就是接受和其他人一起工作。那么如果我有其他的Vocaloid 呢？没必要发疯和……妒嫉……不管你怎么想，我爱你们每一个 OK？所以我会公平对待大家的。”
你抱着你的手臂，现在往后靠着椅子。你会这么说，只是要他那过劳的思绪冷静下来，虽然事实是，你所说的话大部分都是谎言……你已经不再喜欢这个坐在你面前的Kaito 型号了。
另一边，Kaito 对你的措词并不是很高兴。他想要成为你眼中唯一的 Vocaloid，被视为你的最爱，最特别的一个；当你和那对双胞胎一起的时候，他有极度被忽略的感受，否定他的人是故意忽视他的任何表象。
P/S：好长的一章！！！

“Ok, look. Kaito, you’re still pretty low on charge. As soon as your software’s dialysis is complete, I’d love for you to engage in shut down, and I expect you to do it, understand?”
You huffed your cheeks in annoyance, finally moving away from the desktop.
“‐Where are you going, masuta?”
Kaito had fervently interjected, as if he would be devastated if you leave the room. He enjoyed the little bits of your company, like a puppy to a child.
“Kaito‐ I have things to do. Rin’s voice bank needs to be modified and I haven’t synchronized her software with Len’s as yet , besides, lesson plans are long overdo”
You lazily scratched your head, not even bothering to include chores and financial payments… Living alone is indeed hard.
“OK，你看。Kaito，你的电量还是很低。你的软件透析完成后，我想让你进入关机序列，我希望你这样做，明白了吗？” 你烦恼地鼓起双颊，终于离开电脑桌面。
“—你要去哪里，Masuta？”
Kaito 强行插话，似乎你一离开这个房间他就会被毁了。他享受你那一点点的陪伴，就像小狗对着一个小孩那样。
“Kaito—我有很多事要做。我必须修改铃的音源库，还未替她的软件与连的同步化，而且，课程规划早就应该要做了。” 你慵懒地抓抓你的头，根本不想理为日常琐事与财务上的支出烦恼……一个人生活确实很难。
“无论如何，我不能留下了……”
你舒展（肌肉/双手？），对你自己接下来的繁重工作有了心理准备……

翻页了！！已经 200 楼了！！休息一下，线路不好。

“‐Kaito?”
You almost jumped when you felt the android suddenly grasp your hand, just sitting there and holding unto you like a lost kid. What is with this machine?
“Kaito‐ stop. You need to let go”
you tried to pull your hand away, but to no avail. Being a rather well designed droid, Kaito’s mechanical grip on you was very strong.
“A little more time, Masuta. I promise I can perform better”
he said to you, as if singing was the main reason you were leaving, seeming so desperate to have you stay with him. What made things worse for him was the fact that the twins are now able to do a better job at singing than even he was.
“Kaito‐ the hell are you talking about? Let me go, I’m busy!” You snared （错别字，应该是 snarled） at the crazy machine, thinking how childish it was being!
“Mastua… I‐“
“KAITO GROW UP ALREADY!!!”
“Kaito？”
当你感觉到这个安卓突然抓住你的手时，几乎跳了起来，他只是坐在那里然后像个迷路的小孩般抓住你。这台机械在搞什么？
“Kaito —— 停。你必须放开我。”
你试图抽走你的手，但是没有成功。作为一个设计相当好的机械人，Kaito 对你实施的机械制握法力度非常强。
“给我多一点时间，Masuta。我承诺我会做得更好。”
他对你说道，像是唱歌的问题是你离开的主要原因，看起来多么拼命地要你和他待在一起。对他来说更糟的事是，现在那对双胞胎可以在唱歌方面比他做得更好。
“Kaito—你特么在说什么？放开我，我很忙！”
你对这台发神经的机械咬牙吼道，想着他是有多幼稚！
“Masuta……我——”
“KAITO 给我成熟点别像小孩一样！！！”

With you shouting like that, Kaito had released you, now observing how much you were fuming, detecting high levels of distress in your expression… He was the cause of it.
“Gosh! You’re a robot‐ circuit, chips and junk! Not a child, Kaito! Be rational for once‐ I swear you’re beyond defective machinery!” you yelled, rubbing on your now aching wrist before turning away, quickly opening the door and slamming it shut, leaving poor Kaito behind to ponder upon what had just happened.
…You called him defective… No… you didn’t mean it.
No no! There’s no way you could possibly mean that. After waiting so long for a possible user, you took him in and fixed him up, you treated him nicely‐ you love him! You’re his only user; of course you would love him! Why wouldn’t you LOVE him?
你都那么喊了，Kaito只好放了你，现在观察到你是有多愤怒，检测到你的表情处于高度烦操……这是他导致的。
“天！你只是个机械人——电路，芯片和破烂的东西！不是小孩，Kaito！给我懂事一回——我发誓你完全是个故障的机械！”你大声喊道，转过身揉搓你现在疼痛的手腕，快速打开门然后砰地关上，留下可怜的Kaito 在后面想到底刚才发生了什么事。
……你说他 故障……不……你不是这个意思。
不，不！你绝不可能是这个意思。他花了那么久的时间等待一位用户之后，你带他回去然后修复他，你也对他很好——你是爱他的！你是他唯一的用户，你当然会爱他！为什么你不会爱他？

In Kaito’s mind, you’re just confused! Yes‐ humans get confused quite easily. If only his energy level hadn’t ran out earlier, he would have long recycled the Kagamine twins for you, that way, you’ll notice him again, and then he’ll be happy, and he’ll make you happy, and then you’ll never look at another vocaloid for what’s left of your life.
He’ll be your only companion! He’ll spend so much time with you! All the time he had missed out with a compatible user‐ you’ll make up for it! And then he will finally be truly special! Nothing will take that away from him… Not the twins, no organic creature and certainly, not the master herself!
But Kaito’s got another thing coming, that’s once he wakes up from his fantasy and realizes that you would never see him as a loving companion, but a monster. Again, Kaito doesn’t see anything wrong with the way he thinks, he’s only acting upon what he sees fit for both you and himself; and as long as he is around, the other vocaloids are nowhere near safe.
在Kaito 的心中，你只是感到困扰罢了！是的——人类很容易感到困扰。如果不是他的能量水平提前用光的话，他早就会替你回收那对镜音双子，这样一来，你就会再次注意到他了，然后他就会快乐，再然后他会让你快乐，再再然后你下半生就永远不会去看别的Vocaloid了。
他只会成为你唯一的伴侣！他会花那么多时间和你在一起！他所错过拥有一个合格用户的时间——你会弥补上！然后他最终会成为最特别的那个！没有任何东西可以从他那里抢掉这些……那对双胞胎不能，有机生物不能，自然，MASTER她自己也不能！
但是Kaito 是会有那么一天的，就是当他从他的幻想醒过来后，发现你永远不会将他视为爱的伴侣，而是只怪物。再一次，Kaito并没有认为他的想法有何错，只是以他认为适合你和他的方式行动；只要他在，其他的 Vocaloids 是不会安全的。

~第 8 章完毕~
下一章就没那么快更了~因为教授特么给了一堆必须在大哥生日前一天交、的、死、功、课！！！调教还有很多部分没完成……哭死……
Deffective Logic 离结局还有 8 个 Chapter……那就让作者剧透吧。
Chapter 9: Curiosity (Almost) Killed the Twins
I should tell you all, a little from now‐ if you don't like gore and crap. Do not proceed this
shit aint fluff >:( !!! Anyway the story only has a few chapters to go and from there
on, things are gonna get murderousssss....O3O )


第 9 章： 好奇心（差点）害死双胞胎
我必须告诉你们，从现在开始—— 如果你们不喜欢血腥和废话，那就别继续，这篇渣文不是 fluff （ 一种同人轻小说，通常是关于男女主角或者其他 CP 生活当中萌萌的由幽默的故事。）无论如何，这篇故事还剩下几个章节，然后从那里开始，事情会变得很凶凶凶凶凶凶凶残残残……O3O
接下来的几个章节 ：
Chapter 10: Cooking up trouble? （第10 章: 酝酿祸端？）
Chapter 11: Turn for the worst? （第11 章: 事情恶化？）
Chapter 12: Late night massacre‐ Uninstall (第12 章: 午夜大屠杀—— Uninstall)
Chapter 13: ...Literally Dumped! (第13 章：真正被弃了！）
Chapter 14: Finally alone together... （(第14 章：终于在一起了……）
Chapter 15: Last request...(第15 章：最后的请求……）
Chapter 16: ... A machine's forever after~ (第16 章：……机械人永远在追求的事）
信息量好多的说！如何？大家 Happy 不？拜拜瓦去赶功课了~