回复：【授权转载】Deffective Logic (病娇 Kaito x 读者）

别再吞了！！！
Emotionally exhausted, you moved over to your bed, lying there and sighing
to yourself after having to deal with Kaito. You didn’t know he would drain
you this much, might as well use him now.
“Sing me a song, Kaito” you requested, closing your eyes and finally resting
yourself and expecting him to start any time soon.
心神疲累的你走向你的床躺下，在处理 Kaito 的事之后叹了口气。你不知道他会耗尽你这么多的精力，也许现在可以用他了。
“给我唱一首歌，Kaito。”你要求道，闭上眼睛，终于可以休息了，预料他会很快开始。

Komenasai, minna……
我：这几天狂赶 assignment，Kaito 的歌声都少听了，翻译也才做到一半……
Kaito： Masuta 不爱我了，我要 Uninstall Masuta！
我：Kaito 我不是故意的，你干嘛？别过来啊啊啊！！
Kaito：Masuta 又软又香~ 嗯，这样就会替 Masuta 卸载所有 assignment 的软件了。
我：Half dead。

终于赶完 assignment了=可以继续翻译,调*教的任务了!
8过让我睡(bu)一(xing)下(le)......
昨天早上赶到今天早上5点啊.....=_=
搞到去市集买冰淇淋的时候狂喷鼻血(没夸张啦)......＋﹏＋

补上上次被吞的一段。
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Well, not only was Kaito attached and devoted to you, but as his new master, he expects you to have eyes for only him as well, for he was to be your only centre of attention, and you his beloved master.
...This is going to pose as a problem REALLY soon...
“Hai, as you desire… ﴾y/n﴿... Masuta..”
好吧，Kaito 不只是依赖和专情于你，但身为他的新 Master，他期望你只看着他一个，因为你是他唯一关注的焦点，你也是他心爱的Master。
……这很快构成一个问题啊……
“嗨，如你所求……（你的姓名）…… Masuta。”

Kaito suggested, and you were about to agree when the door bell had suddenly went off. You weren’t really expecting anyone at this time.
“Give me a moment, Kaito. I’ll be back to check on your system, ok” you smiled, once again making the machine feel so hole. You’ve been listening to him a lot lately, and he was just ecstatic and relieved that you were giving him this much attention!
You were the perfect user! Finally, a human who doesn’t see the machine for its faults… You overlooked them and had instead enhanced his features‐ none of his other masters would even think of doing that.
Kaito 提议道，当你想同意的时候门铃突然响了起来。这个时候你真的不希望有任何人的到 来。
“等我一下，Kaito。我会回来检查你的系统的，OK？”你微笑道，再次使这个机械人感觉特别空洞。你最近一直听他的歌曲，而你给他的关注，是多么的令他欣喜若狂和感到宽慰！
你是完美的用户！终于，有一个不会看到这个机械人故障的人类了……你不止忽略了这点，还增强了他的功能——他之前的几位 Master 没有一个会想到这样做。

“Masuta is kind… Masuta makes me happy… Shiawase...”
The bluenette Vocadroid had voiced to itself, as if it were to be his new mantra.
The Asian made Android had unplugged himself from an outlet after confirming his own energy status, once again scanning his entire system before realizing that he was in need of defragmentation after all the deleting and new installments you have been making.
“Masuta 是善良的……Masuta 让我很开心……Shiawase……” 蓝色的 Vocadroid 自言自语，好像是他的新口头禅。
这个亚洲制造的安卓确认自己的能量状态后，将自己从插座拔出，再次扫描自己整个系统，在你做了删除工作与安装新的软件之后，意识到他需要进行系统重组。

“…Masuta?”
It voiced, a term he rathers to address you by than to call you by your name, still awaiting your arrival since most of his alterations were done by you.
Upon noting that you will not be returning any time soon, Kaito had made it his new task to defragment himself through the use of a second device, your very laptop. Fortunately, all Vocaloid robots were programmed with the knowledge of undertaking and managing other programmable devices, including machines of inferior intelligence‐ your laptop.
“……Masuta？” 他唤道，一句他宁愿用这个称呼也不要唤你的名字。他还在等待你的到来，因为他身上大部分的改建是你完成的。
知道你不会立刻返回，Kaito 只好通过辅助设备，你的手提电脑进行系统重组的任务。幸运的是，所有 Vocaloid 安卓的程序都具备承担与管理其他编程器件的知识，包括低级智能机器——你的手提电脑。

“Kaito‐ why the confused face?” you smiled, to which the humanoid structure before you had eyed the dog, scanning the animal before looking at you, scanning you as well for any abnormalities.
“Masuta‐ no open wounds confirmed... Are you sure you are not hurt?” Kaito questioned, and all you could do is laugh. Realizing that this robot still had a lot to learn.
“Hurt? No‐ Kaito. No, I’, not being attacked. I was only playing with the dog” you smiled, pointing at the now disgruntled animal.
“Kaito –为什么摆个困惑的脸？”你笑道，眼前的人形结构体在将你扫描出任何异常之前，盯着狗，将这只动物审视一遍。
“Masuta – 确认无开放性创口……你确定你没有受伤？”
Kaito 问道，然后你所能做的便是大笑。意识到这个机械人还有很多要学。
“受伤？没有——Kaito。不，我，没有受到攻击。我只是和这只狗玩。”你微笑道，指着现在满脸不悦的动物。

Once he’s like that‐ you knew he had completed every single task you had put him up to‐ the washed up dishes were enough to let you know that! After all, Kaito was a fast robot, getting things done in half an hour when you needed a whole day to have them done!
“I’ve completed all that you have requested of me, masuta. Is there anything else you would like for me to do?”
He questioned with such attentiveness, loving the sound of his synthetically processed voice. Kaito may not have always been your favourite, but having to him around you was beginning to have quite an effect on you. And so you thought‐ WHY didn’t you want him in the first place again?!
当他这样的时候 – 你知道他已经完成你吩咐他做的每件事 – 单是洗好的碗碟就足以让你知道！毕竟Kaito 是个行事快速的机械人，能在半个小时内做完你需要整天才做完的事！
“我已经完成你吩咐我做的事，Masuta。还有什么要我做的吗？”
他用心地问道，喜欢他虚拟化的声音。Kaito 或许不是你最喜欢的，但有他在身边，开始对你有些影响。所以你想——为什么之前你又不要他？！

“I’m proud Kaito, well done!” you praised him, and once again, the machine felt so loved by you.
“Iie, my masuta. It is simply my duty to do whatever it is to please you. I am to be used as desire by you”
You laughed at his words, none the less, ignoring the constant growls of Bently, who didn’t seem to be liking Kaito at all.
“我很自豪 Kaito，干得好！”你称赞他，再次使这个机械人对你产生爱意。
“伊野，我的 Masuta。这只是我无论做什么都要取悦你的责任。我是按照你的愿望而被使用的。”
你对他的话啼笑皆非，但是，你忽视 Bently 不断发出的咆哮声，看起来它一点都不喜欢 Kaito。

“I’m guessing you deserve som…‐ Oh no..” you frowned, soon facepalming yourself since you forgot to get Kaito some ice cream. Yeah‐ Ripley’s believe it or not, Vocaloids can eat without having to fry their circuit! And for all the time of having the bluenette Android, you had learnt that it was crazy for Icecream. You have to admit though‐ it’s an ingenious addition to their feature!
“我想应该给你一样东…… - 哦不……” 你皱起眉头，无语打了自己的脸因为你忘了给 Kaito 买冰淇淋。是的 ——信不信由你，Vocaloids可以吃食，无需将他们的电路炒熟！而自从有了这个蓝色安卓之后，你已经知道它对冰淇淋很疯狂。你无可否认——这是个很巧妙的添加功能！

Kaito expected the creature to be removed from his place of residence pretty soon, since it didn’t see the animal as a threat or competition to his placement as your companion. Kaito didn’t believe it was worthy of being replaced by anything since it saw itself as something way superior to any object of possible interest.
As long as there isn’t another Vocaloid in this house, Kaito wasn’t troubled….
But it wasn’t wise to count your chickens before they hatch‐ such statement are befitting for even a humanoid machine.
Kaito 认为那只生物很快会被从他的居住领地移除，因为他不认为那只动物会构成威胁或者与他竞争成为你的同伴。Kaito 不相信自己会被任何东西取代，因为他把自己看成比其他感兴趣的东西优秀。
只要没有其他 Vocaloid 在这栋房子内，Kaito 是不会有麻烦的……
但是太早下定论是不明之举的——这样的句子更适合形容这个人形机械。

“…Nah‐ it’s ok Kaito, you did enough for the day. You should probably recharge yourself. Your energy count seems to be low. You need to rest nowengage in sleep mode after five minutes ok?”
You smiled, closing the door and leaving Kaito to stand there, and like the other nights when you would fall asleep with Bentley in your room, the male vocaloid would stand by your door for the ENTIRE night, pondering on whether he was being replaced by what was known as ‘Bentley’.
“……不不不—不用紧Kaito,你今日整天做够了。你应该给自己充电。你的能量指数看起来很低了。你现在需要休息，五分钟后进入睡眠状态 OK？”
你微笑道，关起门留下 Kaito站在那里，就像其他几个晚上一样，当你和 Bently 一起在你的房间睡着的时候，这个男性Vocaloid 就整夜站在你的门前，忧思着自己是不是要被那只 “Bently”取代了。

今天更到这里，Chapter 5: Desire Equals Elimination 第五章：欲望等于消除 就抱歉啦~ 总共还有12 章等着我翻译啊啊！！
剧透：下一章 Kaito 终于做出不可挽回的事了！Master 终于要清除他所有的记忆然后把他卖掉！接下来几章就像那首歌一样，一个个同类出现和他争宠，他就一个个将他们消除。
片段1：Masuta， 为什么你不爱我？！是因为我的声音坏了……不能再唱歌了吗？
片段2：“她是我的！她只属于我一个人的！！” ”哦尼桑？我才不是你们的尼桑。”
片段3：他紧紧拥抱着你，一下又一下挑着你的发丝，柔声说道：“Masuta 你的头发好软哦，你知道你很香吗？我真的好喜欢你……”

调*教中……Kaito 好乖 ~ 调一下音就顺了~