回复：【授权转载】Deffective Logic (病娇 Kaito x 读者）

终于翻完第五章，Yay！刚刚吃弟弟买回来的哈根达斯，超棒！！可惜电脑里面的 Kaito 吃不到，咩哈哈哈哈~ ~
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Chapter 5: Desires Equals Elimination
You jumped at the sudden beeping sound of the alarm clock, almost pushing it away from your nightstand and frantically leaning up from your pillow, sort of alarming the dog in the
process and causing him to leap from the foot of the bed in fright.
In the heat of the moment, you aggressively pushed the knob on the clock, finally switching the loud, beeping cacophony to dead silence and sighing to yourself, slowly rubbing the bags from under your eyes. It was about time you get ready for work.
第五章：欲望等于消除
当你听到闹钟声响起的时候跳了起来，几乎将它推离你的床头柜，然后粗鲁地倾靠枕头，整个过程导致那只狗惊恐地从床脚边跳了起来。
盛怒之下，你狠狠地推按闹钟的钮，终于将那大声的哔哔噪音转换成一片死静，然后自叹一口气，慢慢地揉揉你的眼袋。是时候准备上班了。

“Spit that out, Bentley” you groaned as you waltzed from the warmth of your bed, pulling your bed‐side slipper from the dog’s mouth and throwing it aside after realizing that it was already wet and slobbery ‘mush’. You didn’t bother to pay much attention to it, if you don’t move now; you’ll be late for the third time this month.
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Finally fixing your hair and putting on your heals, you paced around to open your room door, ignoring the constant growls of pleasure emitting from Bentley’s playful session as he dragged one of your cushions to the floor. You didn’t mind, it’s cute really and it placed a smile on your face. Maybe it wouldn’t be bad to get a dog of your own?
“给我吐出来，Bently。”你抱怨的同时，大摇大摆地离开你温暖的床，将床边的拖鞋从那狗的口中拉出来，发现已经是湿嗒嗒又布满口水的“糊状物”后索性丢去一旁。你根本不管这些，若你再不行动的话：便是你这个月第三次迟到。
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你终于固定好自己的发型，穿起你的高跟鞋，走了几步欲打开房门，无视一边不断发出愉悦的吠声，一边好玩地扯着你其中一个坐垫的 Bently。 你并不介意，因为它可爱得让你脸上露出笑意。也许养只自己的狗也不坏吧？

Anyhow, you turned the knob and pulled the door forward, finally stepping out of your room when you suddenly gasped at the sight of something standing in the corner of your eye. No doubt, it was Kaito, standing right by your room door…. again. This hasn’t been the first, and it would normally happen whenever he was eager to see you or whenever a pregame has ‘stopped working’.
“…Kaito” you voiced, noting the number ‘05’ insignia on his left arm was dimply lighting on and off, a red series of light rays permeating the fabric of his white coat, and this was a signal to you that he was low on charge.
尽管如此，你还是旋开门的把手然后将门推向前面，终于踏出你房间的时候，你的边缘视线突然看见某个东西站在旁边，惊得倒抽一口气。毫无疑问，是 Kaito 又……站在你的房门前了。这已经不是第一次了，每当它渴望见到你的时候通常会发生这种事或者前戏已经“停止操作”。
“…… Kaito。” 你唤道，发现左手臂上的 “05” 数字标志亮了又熄，红色光线透过他白衫的布料，对你传达出一个他正处于低能量的信号。

“Wake up, Kaito” you voiced your commands, allowing the singing machine some time before having it booting up like always, hearing the soft fun of machinery inside his mechanical body as his system revived itself.
“…System at full operational status and is ready for input processing… However, energy level is at 12%. Would you like for me to undergo energy saving mode?”
He was programmed to dutifully make a statement of his current system conditions on a daily basis, as if reporting the weather broadcast before executing free mode where he would establish the use of his own cognitive and thinking skills, and you found it unique for machines like his kind.
“醒来，Kaito。”你道出你的指令，给这个歌唱机械一点时间像往常一样启动，当他的系统恢复正常的时候，你听到他的机械体内发出轻柔的趣音。
“……系统处于全力运行状态，预备输入过程……但是，能量水平为 12% 。你想要我进入节能模式吗？”
他的程序在执行自由模式，使用自己的认知与思维技能之前，每日都会尽责地报告他当前的系统状况，就像在报告天气，而你觉得像他这样的机械功能很特别。

“Kaito, didn’t I tell you to plug yourself in last night? Why were you standing here anyway?”
“Ohayogozaimasu, Masuta! You look, as you humans would say, ‘beautiful’ today. I apologize if I should disobey your commands, please do not be disgruntled with my errors”
You sighed with a smile, but squealed upon realizing that Bently was pulling on your stocking, tearing it in the process. That was your last one!
“Bently! NO! Bad‐ stop it!”
“Kaito，我昨晚不是告诉你自己去充电吗？为什么你站在这里？”
“Ohayogazaimasu，Masuta！你今天看起来，像你们人类说的 ‘漂亮’。抱歉，如果我违背你的指令，请别对我的失误感到不满。”
你笑着叹了口气，但下一秒意识到Bently 正在撕扯你的丝袜时又尖叫起来。这已经是最后一双啊啊！
“Bently！不要！坏蛋——停下！”你吼道，冲动地将你的脚远离那只贪玩的生物，在它没有将你的脸舔满口水前抱它上来。

“Would you like for me to sing to you masuta? I have obtained new songs that may be of your liking”
“Not now Kaito. Bentley needs to be fed and right now I can’t stay any longer, I’m going to be late”
“…But Masuta… You like listening to me”
“Later, Kaito. I promise to listen later”
You absent mindedly responded to him, quickly taking out a can of dog food and opening it up for him, but had cut your finger in the process.
“你想要我唱歌吗，Masuta？我已经获得几首新曲，你可能会喜欢。”
“现在不是时候，Kaito。Bently 现在需要用餐，我不能待久的，我就要迟到了。”
“……但是 Masuta……你喜欢听我唱的。”
“迟些，Kaito。我答应你以后会听。”
你心不在焉地回答他，赶快拿出一罐狗粮打开，却不小心割到你的手指。

“Good boy”
Kaito had observed how lovingly you were behaving with the dog, such affection that animal was receiving, and he couldn’t help but feel left out because of that … ‘Bentley’ as you would call it. The vocaloid felt that he deserved such affection from you; however, it’s impossible, now that you would hardly pay any attention to him.
“Masuta, what it is that you’d like for me to do today?”
He had caught your attention when he had said that, not realizing that he might had immediately brought it up simply because he wanted to get some sort of feedback from you. The Android wanted some sort of attention is all.
“Good boy。”
Kaito 已经观察到你对那只狗的行为是多么的亲密，那只动物竟然受到这样的对待，他不禁觉得自己是因为这样而被排挤的…… 你会这么叫它 “Bently” 。这个 Vocaloid 认为他才是应该受到你这样的对待；尽管如此，这是不可能的，现在你根本不会注意到他。
“Masuata，今天你想要我做什么吗？”
当他这么说的时候，吸引到了你的注意，却没有发现他这样可能是因为他需要你的回复。这个安卓要的只是一种关注。

“Hmm? Oh, you can maybe watch Bentley for me? I don’t want him to tear down the place – he can be a pain to me sometimes” you sighed, now picking up your things from the table, along with the car keys, but that was far from what the robot wanted to hear.
“‐Is there anything else you’d desire for me to do, Masuta? I’ll be happy to be of further use” the android voiced, as if wanting to hear something else from you, the current moment with his master wasn’t enough for him.
“Hmm？哦，你可以帮我照顾 Bently 吗？我不要它破坏这个地方——它有时候是个麻烦的东西。”你叹了口气，从桌上拾起你的东西还有车钥匙，但这对那机械人想要听的很不搭。
“那还有其他事你希望我做得吗，Masuta？我很乐意被更进一步的使用。”这个安卓说道，像是想要从你这里听到别的东西，现在的 Master 并不能够满足他。

“That’s ok Kaito, just ensure that you keep charged, once your done you can maybe do a testing on your voice output, I’ll be glad to hear you sing when I get ok?”
You smiled, already getting the idea that Kaito liked it whenever you listened to him sing, but for right now, you needed to leave the house, and you’re leaving it in his care.
You turned around to smile at the dog before you, so engrossed in greedily chowing down on his do products.
“Bye Bently~ Behave now ok. I wove you”
You smiled, pretty much fond of the dog, despite the troubles that came along with his hyperactivity.
“没关系 Kaito，你只是要确保给自己充好电，当你完成的时候你可以对你的调音输出做项测试，我会很高兴听你唱歌的，OK？”
你微笑道，已经知道 Kaito 喜欢你听他唱歌，但是现在，你必须离开这栋房子，你也让他照顾这个地方。
你转过身，对面前正全神贯注贪婪地咀嚼狗粮的狗微笑。
“拜 Benlty ~ 现在要乖 OK。我‘Wove’你。”
你笑道，明显特别喜爱这只狗，尽管它有过动的麻烦。

“…I wish you productive day, Masuta”
Kaito finally spoke up as you made it to the door, he had to say something. You turned around to give a small smile and waved.
“Thank you Kaito. Please take care of Bentley!”
And with that, you were gone.
“……愿你有个富有成效的一天，Masuta。”
Kaito 终于出声，他必须说些什么。你转过身给了他一个微微的笑意然后挥挥手。
“谢谢你 Kaito。 请你照顾好 Bentley！”然后就这样，你走了。

… No… Nothing can separate you away from him. You’re his one and only master‐ he’ll never leave you alone, even if it means eliminating any possible threats to have you see him as the only objective for attention in this house.
“….Incomprehensible…”
Kaito had robotically voiced, standing there with a fabricated callous expression, eyes dim and dull, overtaken by a series of errors, errors you failed to detect throughout the hidden operations of his programmable nature.
“…Masuta desires me… and me alone”
Said the android, now moving towards the small dog with a vindictive intent, the animal instinctively growling and snarling at Kaito in an attempt to defending itself: however, that did not phase the intimidating and malignant android.
He saw that small, fur coated creature as an intrusion… Something that must be eliminated, immediately…
……不……没有任何东西可以分开你和他。你是他唯一的 Master ——他永远不会离开你，即使是要消除任何威胁到在这栋房子内你看着他一个的目标。
“……无法理解……”
Kaito 机械化地说道，站在那里造了个冷酷无情的神态，双眸阴暗无神，被一系列的错误取代，你没有检测到隐藏在他编程性操作下的错误。
“…… Masuta 只渴望我……只渴望我一个。”
这个安卓说道，现在以报复性的意图步向那只小狗，那只动物本能地朝 Kaito 龇牙咆哮自保：然而这样并没有吓退那个恐怖又邪恶的安卓。
他把那只小小的，毛茸茸的生物看成一个入侵者……一个需要立刻被消灭的东西……

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Later that evening, you lazily walking into the house, throwing the bags on the couch and finally sitting down to relax… Upon sighing, you had realized tha the place was quite… a little too quiet..
“Kaito? … *whistles* Bently?”
You called out, but no answer. Fishy… You flung your heals off before getting out of the sofa, the next thing you saw had chills running down your spine…
“…I hope that’s tomato juice..”
You breathlessly murmured to yourself, noticing the small specks of red on the floors. They weren’t in a rather prodigious amount, but just some small spatters, which had eventually led you by the outside porch and into the… garbage can?
那天晚上，你懒洋洋地走进房子，将手提袋仍在沙发上最终坐下来放松……叹了口气后，你发现这个地方很安静……有点太安静了……
“Kaito？……*吹口哨* Bently？”
你唤道，却没人回应。可疑……你在甩掉高跟鞋前从沙发上站起，下一秒你就看到让一股寒冷爬下你的脊椎骨的事……
“……我希望那只是番茄酱……”
你气喘吁吁地喃喃自语，发现地板上有几滴红色的斑点，它们的面积并不大，只是一些小小的飞溅点，最终带领你去到外面的走廊然后……垃圾桶？

“K‐kaito…?”
You were beyond confused.
“Welcome home Masuta” he said to you with a smile, as if nothing’s wrong.
“Updates are in progress, would you like for me to install them now?”
“…Kaito…What… How?”
You didn’t even know how to react to this anymore… However, Kaito saw it is nothing, a simple task of ‘highlight and cut’‐ a small victory for him. In his mind, he didn’t think of this as ‘killing’ as you humans have put it, but more of… deleting… a sort of uninstallment of an unwanted item.
So now… he has you to himself again.
“Masuta, you only need me, I’m your vocaloid. We can be together now masuta, alone”
“K-Kaito……？”
你已经陷入非人所及的混乱。
“欢迎回家 Masuta。”他笑着对你说道，好像什么都没发生一样。
“更新正在操作中，你要我现在安装他们吗？”
“……Kaito……什么……怎么了？”
你已经不知道如何回应了……尽管如此，Kaito 并不认为有什么大不了，不过是“标出和切割”的简单任务罢了— 对于他是一种小胜利。他的想法是，他不认为这是人类所谓的“杀谬”，反而比较像是……删除……卸载不必要的东西。
所以现在……他再次拥有你了。
“Masuta，你只需要我，我是你的 Vocaloid。我们可以单独在一起了，Masuta。”

“I did… wrong?”
He absent mindedly repeated, as if trying to understand something.
The bluenette robot had slowly turned his head downwards, lifting his palms and observing the dark‐red, foreign substance on its synthetic skin. He was slightly confused; was it that he had done it ‘wrong’ because he had performed such task poorly?
Kaito, like the rest of the vocaloids, may possess some human emotions‐ but naturally, his thinking pattern and cognitive abilities were still that of a machine’s. So for him, thinking of certain things the way humans do as almost illogical, for he wass only a broken android.
“我做……错了？” 他恍惚地重复着，似乎在尝试理解什么。
这个蓝发的机械人缓缓低下他的头，抬起他的手掌看着人造皮肤上那深红色的外来物。他有些困惑；是不是他做 “错”的原因是这项任务他做得很差？
Kaito，就像其他的 Vocaloids，可能具有一些人类的情感——但自然的，他的思维模式与认知能力依然是机械式的。所以对他来说，像人类那般思考某些事情几乎是不合逻辑，因为他不过是一个故障的安卓。