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蚊子!我该拿你咋办

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        凌晨两点...总有蚊子嗡嗡瓮的乱扑腾... 


                                                                      闭着眼睛用手乱哄哄,挖.有效果... 
   

                                                                      可不一会.它们又卷土重来.闹的我... 


                                                                    无奈.我只好光着脚丫.摸黑开了灯... 


                                                               我数.我抱着大腿数.抱着脚丫子数.挖29个...   


                                                                            这还让不让人活了... 
   

                                                                     我得抓他们...这不墙上还趴一个呢... 


                                                        观察他.靠近他.挖.肚子鼓鼓的...看样子是吃的不少... 


                                  我很矛盾.我还抓还是不抓呢...当时是夜里2点45分...我是抓它呢还是继续睡觉呢... 


                                             我要是抓了他.我要对他负责啊...我小小年纪还没对谁负过责呢... 


                                                    当时.我就简单分析了一下。抓到他应该怎么对他呢... 


                                                                               1、当然要抚养他                                         


                                                                                2、送他上学                                             


                                                                                3、给他买房子                                           


                                                                                4、帮他娶媳妇                                           


                                                                                5、给他看孩子                                           



                                                                            毕竟它身上流的是我的血啊!


1楼2008-09-24 21:35回复
    哈哈~~~~好玩


    2楼2008-09-26 19:35
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      3楼2008-09-26 19:37
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        看的眼晕


        4楼2008-09-26 19:40
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          ???麻花辫子!~


          5楼2010-10-04 02:14
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            这样的帖子没人顶
            可见当年的人气一塌糊涂


            IP属地:江苏6楼2010-10-04 07:53
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