笑着学英语(从笑话学英语)

昨天记得发了一篇笑话的，今天怎么也找不到。好吧，再发一遍。
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to
drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and
perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw
a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so
that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said
to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite
a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
"because I've just bitten my tongue! "

:How to sleep faster？
Decorate your bedroom to look like classroom.