One a day I'm gonna to Malta to big a hotel. In a morning I got down to eat a breakfast. I tell a waitress: "I wanna two pieces（to piss) of toast."
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece(to piss)."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece(to piss) on my plate."
She says: "You better no piss on a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she calls me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork.(F**k) I tell her: "I wanna the fork.(F*&k)"
She tells me: "Everybody wanna f**k."
I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork(F**k) on the table."
She says: "You better not f**k on the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet.(shit)"
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet(shit) on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia
She brings me only one piece.
I tell her: "I wanna two piece(to piss)."
She says: "Go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna two piece(to piss) on my plate."
She says: "You better no piss on a plate, you son of a bitch!"
I don't even know the lady and she calls me son of a bitch.
Later.
I go to eat to a bigger restaurant. The waitress brings me the spoon, the knife but no fork.(F**k) I tell her: "I wanna the fork.(F*&k)"
She tells me: "Everybody wanna f**k."
I tell her: "You don't understand? I wanna the fork(F**k) on the table."
She says: "You better not f**k on the table you son of a bitch!"
So I go back to my room in a hotel and there is no sheets on the bed. Call the manager. I tell him: "I wanna sheet.(shit)"
He tell me: "To go to the toilet."
I say: "You don't understand? I wanna sheet(shit) on a bed."
He says: "You better not shit on my bed you son of a bitch."
I go to the check out and the man at the desk said: "Peace on you!"
I said: "Piss on you too, you son of a bitch."
I'm gonna back to Italia
