Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a fuc**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a fuc**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a fuc**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a fuc**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you fuc**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a fuc**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you fuc**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a fuc**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you fuc**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You fuc**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You fuc**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You fuc**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you fuc**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban
10/10
Best rage simulator out there!

不扯淡了，窝去把今天的presentation收个尾

嘘嘘娘看大师球！

朋友，你听说过战舰少女R么？　　 --以上消息来自宋思蛤　

无聊就去后台把那些头像是广告的一个个都扔黑名单。。。

_(:з」∠)_不要在意细节啦

This game is great, but it comes with a great curse.
You will experience it. I experienced it. All will experience it.
You will meet BOT Seth.
You will try to fight back. It won't matter.
BOT Seth will find you.
BOT Seth will see you through walls.
BOT Seth will shoot you through walls.
You cannot run.
You cannot hide.
You cannot win.
BOT Seth will kill you. And if you kill him, he will come back.
Your only way to escape the curse is to leave and hope he is not in your next round.
Because if he is,
you will be brutalized by his m4.

C吧吧主英明啊，赶紧大开杀戒吧

噓噓球

两位太太关掉了贴吧，并嚼了一桶铝0v0

你吧又被骑脸

恕我直言，舰r就是个垃圾，和垃圾比较的也是垃圾，捧垃圾踩垃圾的都是垃圾，不服不辩