I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
应该是I don't know you as well as I should like, and I like you as well as you deserve 用 half of 描写 I don't know you, as well as I should和 half of you, as well as

All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life.
第一个had had是修饰语第二个had had是主动词

People people left left.
意思是一些（被人遗弃了的）人离开了。中间的people left 描写的是第一个people。 理论上这个可以无限循环：
people people people people people people left left left left left left left
people (people (people (people left) left) left) left。。。

There, they're there.
No, their car's there but they're not there.
Yes they're there aside their car.
Oh.
There, there, they're there there.
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The owner of a restaurant hires a new waiter. "Write out the special on the board. It's bacon and eggs today" So the waiter writes out: baconandeggs. "No! No! No!" says the owner. "There should be a space between bacon and and and and and eggs!"
餐馆主人要求服务员把bacon and eggs 写在板子上。服务员写了baconandeggs。主人大怒"There should be a space between bacon and and and and and eggs!"
这个故事告诉大家，以后写英文的时候不要忘了空格。

The rat the cat the dog chased killed ate the cheese.
可以从简到繁来看 The rat ate the cheese 老鼠吃了奶酪
The rat (that the cat killed) ate the cheese 被猫杀了的老鼠吃了奶酪
The rat (that the cat(that the dog chased) killed) ate the cheese （被（被狗追着的）猫杀了的）老鼠吃了奶酪

父亲上楼到男孩房间给他读故事书，男孩说“Daddy, what did you bring that book that I don't want to be read to out of up for?”
这个句子有四层意思 what did you bring that book for? that book that I don't want to be read to。 you bring that book up。 read out of that book。

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
buffalo 有三种意思 一个是名词水牛 一个是城市Buffalo 一个是动词恐吓。句子意思就是Buffalo buffalo(B城市的水牛) Buffalo buffalo(B城市的水牛) buffalo(恐吓)buffalo(恐吓)Buffalo buffalo(B城市的水牛)
被水牛城中的水牛恐吓的水牛城中的水牛恐吓别的水牛城中的水牛

Police police Police police police police Police police.
跟buffalo 一样Police有三种意思 一个是城市Police 一个是名词警察 一个是动词管制

两位学生 James 和 John 考语法。James, while John had had "had," had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.
一个写了had 一个写了had had 结果had had 是正确的答案

I cannot fail to disagree with you less that it is not the case that I am without a doubt not against the notion of antidisestablishmentarianism.
disestablismentarianism=政教分离
我是支持还是反对 disestablishmentarianism?

If Plato is happy then if Quine is sad then if if Plato is happy then Quine is sad then if Quine is sad then if Plato is happy then Quine is not sad.
这句话的意思其实很简单 If Plato is happy then Quine is not sad

This exceeding trifling witling, considering ranting criticizing concerning adopting fitting wording being exhibiting transcending learning, was displaying, notwithstanding ridiculing, surpassing boasting swelling reasoning, respecting correcting erring writing, and touching detecting deceiving arguing during debating.
用全是-ing 形式组成的句子。大意是：这个夸浮的文法家不顾他人嘲笑炫耀他关于辩证谬论的观点

来几个长点的