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不会游泳简直戳笑点【你也不是不会吗还说别人!】


来自Android客户端482楼2015-05-02 16:49
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    不会游泳2333


    IP属地:上海来自Android客户端483楼2015-05-02 16:49
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      2026-10-19 13:55:26
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      萌萌萌!同不会游泳的来握个爪!(谁要跟你握爪啊)


      来自手机贴吧484楼2015-05-02 16:58
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        吾辈有生之年终于看到海军米×海盗英了!!!!!楼上不会游泳的加我一个∑


        IP属地:河北来自手机贴吧485楼2015-05-02 17:21
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          23333333会游泳的好处就是可以泡到眉毛子(误)


          IP属地:上海来自Android客户端486楼2015-05-02 17:23
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            很棒啊2333喜欢这种感觉的米英,还有极东和恶友组好评!不会游泳的加我一个_(:з」∠)_期待有后续ww


            IP属地:广西来自Android客户端487楼2015-05-02 19:20
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              Maya好棒!!!不会游泳的船长和跟踪狂(不)的海军阿米quq船长你好萌说真的你好萌quq【痴汉脸】话说喵还有后续吗还有吗还有吗?


              IP属地:重庆来自Android客户端488楼2015-05-02 19:26
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                夏天到了啊,正适合游泳呢~
                来来来亚瑟既然你不会游泳就让我来教你吧×


                来自Android客户端489楼2015-05-02 19:58
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                  2026-10-19 13:49:26
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                  流氓绅士是个鬼啦眉毛他只是有点恋童而已(并不)


                  490楼2015-05-02 20:23
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                    不会游泳的海盗吗hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh其实海盗戴眼罩只是方便迅速切换黑暗的地方和较亮的地方的战斗的,总戴眼罩的眼睛已经适应黑暗所以只要摘下眼罩即可www肥米没文化啦啦噜


                    491楼2015-05-02 20:34
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                      我想说还能再棒!所以下一篇再棒吧!(幽幽的惦记着黑桃婚礼xxx)


                      来自Android客户端493楼2015-05-02 22:11
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                        海英什么的最喜欢了!不过眉毛也真是的 身为海盗居然不学游泳,万一二肥不在怎么破。二肥不就成鳏夫了吗?


                        来自手机贴吧494楼2015-05-02 22:48
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                          说好的深夜更文〔哪里说好了!!〕
                          于是接下来是由 @天边的希望世界 提供的大学生米x酒吧驻唱英的设定!
                          其实这个设定写起来也蛮有趣的~


                          495楼2015-05-03 02:24
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                            ————————————
                            这里附上两首亚瑟唱的歌
                            1、I’ll follow you into the dark
                            Loveof mine some day you will die
                            ButI'll be close behind
                            I'llfollow you into the dark
                            Noblinding light or tunnels to gates of white
                            Justour hands clasped so tight
                            Waitingfor the hint of a spark
                            Ifheaven and hell decide
                            Thatthey both are satisfied
                            Illuminatethe NOs on their vacancy signs
                            Ifthere's no one beside you
                            Whenyour soul embarks
                            ThenI'll follow you into the dark
                            InCatholic school as vicious as Roman rule
                            I gotmy knuckles brusied by a lady in black
                            And Iheld my tongue as she told me
                            "Sonfear is the heart of love"
                            So Inever went back
                            Ifheaven and hell decide
                            Thatthey both are satisfied
                            Illuminatethe NOs on their vacancy signs
                            Ifthere's no one beside you
                            Whenyour soul embarks
                            ThenI'll follow you into the dark
                            Youand me have seen everything to see
                            FromBangkok to Calgary
                            Andthe soles of your shoes are all worn down
                            Thetime for sleep is now
                            It'snothing to cry about
                            Causewe'll hold each other soon
                            Theblackest of rooms
                            Ifheaven and hell decide
                            Thatthey both are satisfied
                            Illuminatethe NOs on their vacancy signs
                            Ifthere's no one beside you
                            Whenyour soul embarks
                            ThenI'll follow you into the dark
                            ThenI'll follow you into the dark
                            2、Walking Dead
                            Everybody told me
                            Everybody told me that thiswould happen
                            Had even one I believed
                            In one I believed that you wereright
                            I’m so caught up
                            Caught up in a world that I cutyou out of
                            Now I’m hating myself, I’mhating myself
                            I never should’ve shut you out
                            We are the walking dead
                            Swallow the lives we fed
                            Uncover your eyes, uncover youreyes
                            Uncover the truth and you’llrealize
                            We’re hanging by a thread
                            We are the walking dead
                            It might take some time
                            But I really think we couldstart things over
                            Take a look at our lives
                            Take a look at how f*cked upwe’ve become
                            In your blood-shut eyes
                            All I see is pain anddevastation
                            And now I’m hating myself, I’mhating myself
                            I never should’ve shut you out
                            We are the walking dead
                            Swallow the lives we fed
                            Uncover your eyes, uncover youreyes
                            Uncover the truth and you’llrealize
                            We’re hanging by a thread
                            We are the walking dead
                            Can anything bring us back tolife?
                            I’m ready to make us right
                            Can anything bring us back tolife?
                            I’m ready to make us right
                            ‘Cause further that we’refalling apart
                            The more that it breaks my heart
                            We are the walking dead
                            Swallow the lives we fed
                            Uncover your eyes, uncover youreyes
                            Uncover the truth and you’llrealize
                            We’re hanging by a thread
                            We are the walking dead
                            Uncover your eyes, uncover youreyes
                            Uncover the truth and you’ll realize
                            We are the walking dead
                            Swallow the lives we fed
                            Uncover your eyes, uncover youreyes
                            Uncover the truth and you’llrealize
                            We’re hanging by a thread
                            We are the walking dead
                            We are the walking dead


                            498楼2015-05-03 02:25
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