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#一周年##三##羊##情人节##Fuck##放鞭炮#
这是你死去的一周年，
我独自一人，
活过了三百六十五个夜晚。
你知道么，在你死的一周年，
我过的不错，
我狠狠的cao了一个女孩，
然后丢弃。
我能听见她哭泣的声音，
像极了那日的你。
你那样的美丽，那样的令人着迷，
我拥有你，在那个一年前的情人节，
真正的，拥有你。
你的头骨终日与我相伴，
你的皮肤终日与我相贴，
你的灵魂终日与我统一。
你的鲜血，你的哭啼，
你让我兴奋，
你泪花溅落的声音，在我脑中炸开，
就像放鞭炮那样，
激烈，饱满，直接。
你呻吟的声音，在我心中弥漫，
就像那象征肮脏的公羊（1）
诱惑，罪恶，兴奋。
John，John，John，
我念三次你的名字，
Watson，Watson，Watson，
我吟诵三次你的姓氏，
我将拥有你。
@earth莞尔 【应该还能入目吧
#一周年##三##羊##情人节##Fuck##放鞭炮#
这是你死去的一周年，
我独自一人，
活过了三百六十五个夜晚。
你知道么，在你死的一周年，
我过的不错，
我狠狠的cao了一个女孩，
然后丢弃。
我能听见她哭泣的声音，
像极了那日的你。
你那样的美丽，那样的令人着迷，
我拥有你，在那个一年前的情人节，
真正的，拥有你。
你的头骨终日与我相伴，
你的皮肤终日与我相贴，
你的灵魂终日与我统一。
你的鲜血，你的哭啼，
你让我兴奋，
你泪花溅落的声音，在我脑中炸开，
就像放鞭炮那样，
激烈，饱满，直接。
你呻吟的声音，在我心中弥漫，
就像那象征肮脏的公羊（1）
诱惑，罪恶，兴奋。
John，John，John，
我念三次你的名字，
Watson，Watson，Watson，
我吟诵三次你的姓氏，
我将拥有你。
@earth莞尔 【应该还能入目吧
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【段子】#sheep# #anniversary# #three# #Valentine's Day# #Fuck#
（预警：SH视角 黑化 崩裂 BT 慎入！！！）
John loves jumpers. Obviously, he loves the woolly smell. But buying a jumper is far from my area, and such an anniversary present is far too much dull. That's why I slaughtered these sheep, all three of them. Their expressions were even more stupid than goldfish. Their filthy fur coats were smeared with oozing blood, which is dry and murky by now. Oh, Christmas ! If Mycroft is viewing he'd be picky about my bloody crime scene because of several casual cuts. Not the elegant kind of good looking, I admit. But I made some special arrangement. This square of fur is delicately cut down and carefully managed. Very soft indeed, like a piece of carpet, John would like it. He's slumbering now, I'll wake him up and show him the surprise. But wait, I'm painting a rose on it, because today's also Valentine's Day. I chose the date specifically. I cut into one of the sheep's abdomen to obtain some lukewarm flowing blood as my pigment. I never actually painted anything, but had saw a video on YouTube three years ago, and it's absolutely easy. Now I've finished, before sunlight die out. So I walk out of the shade down which I dealt with those sheep, with the piece of fur, and climb onto the top of the hill, lie down there with my enormous backpack beside me. When stars begin to emerge, I spread out the new carpet and slide out the zipper.
"John, happy Valentine's Day! Today's our third anniversary of being together, you know. "
I gently place John on the carpet in turn. The head with a cluster of dull linen hair first, then limbs, and every bit of John until all of him I own is lying below the starry sky above us with me. He looks brown, because of Lysol and something I used to protect him, but beautiful. I link him up with zippers which I carefully sewed on. I can fuck him now. I'll fuck him. But for now, I just lie beside him on the wool carpet and think about all the starlight John and I've ever seen before.
翻译：John喜欢套头毛衣. 很显然，他喜欢羊毛的味道。但是买毛衣根本不是我的领域，而且这么个周曱年纪曱念日礼物也太无聊了。这就是我为什么杀了这些羊，三只全部。它们的表情甚至比金鱼还蠢。它们脏兮兮的皮毛外套曱上抹着血，之前不断渗出，到现在已经干燥浑浊了。哦，真是圣诞节！如果Mycroft在观看，他一定会挑剔我血曱淋曱淋的犯罪现场，就为了那随意割的几刀。不是那种优雅的美观，我承认。但是我做了一些特别安排。这一块皮毛已经被精巧地割下来并且小心处理过了。真的非常柔曱软，就像一片地毯，John会喜欢的。他正在熟睡，我等下要叫醒他并给他看这个惊喜。但是等等，我要在上面画一朵玫瑰，因为今天也是情人节。我特地选的这个日期。我切进一只羊的腹部以获得温热流动的血液作为颜料。我从来没怎么画过画，但是三年曱前在Yоutube上看过一段视曱频，那真的非常简单。现在我画完了，赶在阳光褪去之前。所以我从我刚才处理羊的树荫底下走出来，带着那张皮，然后爬到山坡顶上去，躺下来。我巨大的背包就放在我旁边。当星星开始浮现时，我展开那块新地毯, 然后拉开包的拉链。
“John 情人节快乐！今天是我们在一起的第三个周曱年纪曱念日，你知道的。”
我温柔地把John按顺序放在地毯上。先是带着一簇暗亚麻色头发的脑袋，然后是四肢，以及每一块John，直到我拥有的所有的他，都和我一起躺在我们头上的星空之下。他看起来是棕色的，因为来沙尔消毒水以及一些别的被我用来保护他的东西，但是很漂亮。我把他用我小心缝上去的拉链连接起来。我现在就可以干曱他。我会干曱他。但是这会儿，我只是躺在他旁边的羊毛地毯上，想着我和John之前看过的所有星光。
（预警：SH视角 黑化 崩裂 BT 慎入！！！）
John loves jumpers. Obviously, he loves the woolly smell. But buying a jumper is far from my area, and such an anniversary present is far too much dull. That's why I slaughtered these sheep, all three of them. Their expressions were even more stupid than goldfish. Their filthy fur coats were smeared with oozing blood, which is dry and murky by now. Oh, Christmas ! If Mycroft is viewing he'd be picky about my bloody crime scene because of several casual cuts. Not the elegant kind of good looking, I admit. But I made some special arrangement. This square of fur is delicately cut down and carefully managed. Very soft indeed, like a piece of carpet, John would like it. He's slumbering now, I'll wake him up and show him the surprise. But wait, I'm painting a rose on it, because today's also Valentine's Day. I chose the date specifically. I cut into one of the sheep's abdomen to obtain some lukewarm flowing blood as my pigment. I never actually painted anything, but had saw a video on YouTube three years ago, and it's absolutely easy. Now I've finished, before sunlight die out. So I walk out of the shade down which I dealt with those sheep, with the piece of fur, and climb onto the top of the hill, lie down there with my enormous backpack beside me. When stars begin to emerge, I spread out the new carpet and slide out the zipper.
"John, happy Valentine's Day! Today's our third anniversary of being together, you know. "
I gently place John on the carpet in turn. The head with a cluster of dull linen hair first, then limbs, and every bit of John until all of him I own is lying below the starry sky above us with me. He looks brown, because of Lysol and something I used to protect him, but beautiful. I link him up with zippers which I carefully sewed on. I can fuck him now. I'll fuck him. But for now, I just lie beside him on the wool carpet and think about all the starlight John and I've ever seen before.
翻译：John喜欢套头毛衣. 很显然，他喜欢羊毛的味道。但是买毛衣根本不是我的领域，而且这么个周曱年纪曱念日礼物也太无聊了。这就是我为什么杀了这些羊，三只全部。它们的表情甚至比金鱼还蠢。它们脏兮兮的皮毛外套曱上抹着血，之前不断渗出，到现在已经干燥浑浊了。哦，真是圣诞节！如果Mycroft在观看，他一定会挑剔我血曱淋曱淋的犯罪现场，就为了那随意割的几刀。不是那种优雅的美观，我承认。但是我做了一些特别安排。这一块皮毛已经被精巧地割下来并且小心处理过了。真的非常柔曱软，就像一片地毯，John会喜欢的。他正在熟睡，我等下要叫醒他并给他看这个惊喜。但是等等，我要在上面画一朵玫瑰，因为今天也是情人节。我特地选的这个日期。我切进一只羊的腹部以获得温热流动的血液作为颜料。我从来没怎么画过画，但是三年曱前在Yоutube上看过一段视曱频，那真的非常简单。现在我画完了，赶在阳光褪去之前。所以我从我刚才处理羊的树荫底下走出来，带着那张皮，然后爬到山坡顶上去，躺下来。我巨大的背包就放在我旁边。当星星开始浮现时，我展开那块新地毯, 然后拉开包的拉链。
“John 情人节快乐！今天是我们在一起的第三个周曱年纪曱念日，你知道的。”
我温柔地把John按顺序放在地毯上。先是带着一簇暗亚麻色头发的脑袋，然后是四肢，以及每一块John，直到我拥有的所有的他，都和我一起躺在我们头上的星空之下。他看起来是棕色的，因为来沙尔消毒水以及一些别的被我用来保护他的东西，但是很漂亮。我把他用我小心缝上去的拉链连接起来。我现在就可以干曱他。我会干曱他。但是这会儿，我只是躺在他旁边的羊毛地毯上，想着我和John之前看过的所有星光。
#情人节##三#
转眼就到情人节了。
Sherlock好不容易找着机会溜出门外吸烟。
他皱着眉头吸了口劣质的香烟，卧槽油烟机的气味吧这是。
细数一下，John好像已经和Mary结婚三年了。
三年了啊……他望着天摇摇头感叹。
“Sherlock！！你特么又在吸什么鬼！！’”∑(ﾟдﾟlll)卧槽被发现了XD
“um John∑(ﾟдﾟlll)我什么没做啊。”Sherlock当机立断地把烟远处一丢，回过头来无辜地举起双手。
“Sherlock！！你看看你做的好事！！”卧槽我又做错什么了∑(ﾟдﾟlll)
John一脸恨铁不成钢地推开他，心疼地把突然（？）出现的玫瑰花车上的烟头弹掉，回头怒视着Sherlock，“Sherlock你抽烟也就算了，特么也不能把老子辛苦准备的情人节礼物给烧了好吗！！”
“uh？你是说这是你给Mary的情人节礼物？”卧槽老子扔得太对了23333333
转眼就到情人节了。
Sherlock好不容易找着机会溜出门外吸烟。
他皱着眉头吸了口劣质的香烟，卧槽油烟机的气味吧这是。
细数一下，John好像已经和Mary结婚三年了。
三年了啊……他望着天摇摇头感叹。
“Sherlock！！你特么又在吸什么鬼！！’”∑(ﾟдﾟlll)卧槽被发现了XD
“um John∑(ﾟдﾟlll)我什么没做啊。”Sherlock当机立断地把烟远处一丢，回过头来无辜地举起双手。
“Sherlock！！你看看你做的好事！！”卧槽我又做错什么了∑(ﾟдﾟlll)
John一脸恨铁不成钢地推开他，心疼地把突然（？）出现的玫瑰花车上的烟头弹掉，回头怒视着Sherlock，“Sherlock你抽烟也就算了，特么也不能把老子辛苦准备的情人节礼物给烧了好吗！！”
“uh？你是说这是你给Mary的情人节礼物？”卧槽老子扔得太对了23333333
#THREE#
Three Years of Torture
*
Remember how we first met
And all the things together we get
Remember how I fought with you
And with all the scars you're left
*
You used to say”on is the game”
Yet that day you jumped instead
Three years of torture
Yet you still never back came
*
Remember,my dear,just remember
For you,
The colors in my heart never fade
And only forever will it last.
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）
Three Years of Torture
*
Remember how we first met
And all the things together we get
Remember how I fought with you
And with all the scars you're left
*
You used to say”on is the game”
Yet that day you jumped instead
Three years of torture
Yet you still never back came
*
Remember,my dear,just remember
For you,
The colors in my heart never fade
And only forever will it last.
（为了押韵时态什么的请不要在意
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