双语笑话不断

This pampered young lady had left her family for the first time to join the college and was feeling quite lonely on Thanksgiving. She decided to cook a Thanksgiving dinner for herself. She was narrating her first experience in the kitchen to her mother and mother really wanted to know about the results. When asked how the food was, the lady replied with a shudder that though the ready-made soup and pizza were great, she had quite a trouble with turkey. Trying to get to the root of the problem, the mother asked, "Was it burnt?" The lady replied, "Oh! I couldn't taste it mom. It simply wouldn't sit still!"
一位养尊处优的年轻小姐头一回离家去上大学，到了感恩节她倍感孤单。她决定为自己做一顿感恩节大餐。她正在向自己的母亲描述自己第一次做饭的经历，而母亲也很想知道结果如何。当被问及做得好不好吃，这位小姐打了一个颤说，尽管速食汤和批萨不错，但是烹饪火鸡时却遇到了不小的麻烦。她的母亲想找到问题的根源，于是就问她：“是不是烤焦了？”这位小姐回答道：“哦，我没法品尝它，妈妈。火鸡就是不肯老实地坐着！”

Here is a funny (and repelling!) trick to do in front of your friends just before dinner, if you do not want them to eat too much on your cost. Load your plate up high with everything including the salad, a piece of turkey, a bit of soup and some bread crumbles. Toss it all in the blender and offer your new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake to everyone. You can be sure to delay the dinnertime by an hour at least with this trick.
如果你不想请客吃饭时被朋友吃掉太多钱，以下是开饭前的一个小窍门。把自己盘子里的食物堆得高高的，包括沙拉、一块火鸡、一点汤和一些面包渣。把这些食物全搅在一起，然后请其他人吃你新发明的“感恩节减肥奶昔”。靠这个窍门你绝对能把用餐时间推迟一小时。

Did you hear the one-liner about turkey crossing the road on Thanksgiving because it was the chicken's day off?
你有听过感恩节的那个一句话笑话吗？感恩节火鸡过马路因为是这天是鸡的休息日。（好冷啊）

Mirth is the foremost capsule to keep our life lively. With an honest effort to fill your Thanksgiving Day with laughter, we have brought some jokes to share with family and friends that will keep us laughing and rolling with laughter during Thanksgiving Feast:
欢笑是让生活充满活力的最好良药。为了让您的感恩节充满欢笑，我们诚挚地为您奉上一些笑话供您和您的亲友共享，让您的感恩节大餐笑声不断。

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