人生两件事不能将就：合脚的鞋，合适的人。

我是黄职的。这个地图。是个大工程

听说百分之八十的男人喜欢的女人都是：大眼睛，小细腿，小细腰，各种蕾丝，还带美瞳，长发及腰。挺好的，苍蝇也长这样。
　　　--不是一路人，你怎么抄近路都没有用。

先坐个五路，再上十二路，终点站就是南湖职院。貌似没什么用，

我也是醉了
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可以带你逛

你不是说你是黄职的，该不会走

你在哪，我是黄职的专车司机。

牵你过去

夜雨归家 无人共伞 徒留半边伞等候你 独有雨水打湿半边肩膀 我等不到你

中午下班看到路边上有捆芹菜，不知道谁掉的，捡起来准备回家炒肉，忽然一想需要去买肉，有肉 还得要买个锅，买了锅还要弄个厨房，有了厨房还得配个媳妇，有了媳妇就得养丈母娘.有了丈母娘她就要房要车要彩礼...我靠赶紧扔掉，吓死了幸亏扔得早，不然亏大了.回家一想我TM太机智了！

我在黄职

我就是黄职的。。

醉了我在黄职