God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

When two’s company, three’s the result!

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two

　One should love animals. They are so tasty.

When two’s company, three’s the result!

　One should love animals. They are so tasty.