小伙伴要当爸爸了，我心情很激动

哈哈哈哈。

老赖里啊你

老张生了个儿子，办满月酒席庆祝，邻居老李最近练首新歌”小苹果”，想露一手，对老张说：这个大喜的日子，我想献歌一首为大家表示祝贺！老张：”老李，你太客气了”老李唱： “我种下一颗种子，终于长出了果实，今天是个伟大日子…”老张上去给了他三个大嘴巴子：“滚你达那蛋！”……[SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES] [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES] [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES] [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES] [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND SMILING EYES]

你种的？

真吊

弄里不赖啊