就算你觉得自己是一坨臭狗屎，也会遇到一个心地善良的屎壳郎，不远万里找到你，然后当成宝贝，再不远万里地把你滚回家，一路上悉心呵护着你，怕你被抢了，被踩扁了，或者撞到石头，一心想着把你变成家里的镇宅之宝。别怀疑，世界有时候就是这么好。

前

You make the slightest move towards that phone, I'llkillyou.
你要敢靠近那电话一步 我就杀了你
Oh, I don't think so.
你才不会
Not your kind of murder.
这可不符合你的手法
Youwantto risk it?
你想冒那风险吗
Wouldn't you rather risk this?
还是说你宁愿冒这个险
Which one do you think? Which one's the good pill?
你会怎么选 哪个才是没毒的药片
Come on. I know you've got a theory.
得了 我知道你其实已经心里清楚
Oh, interesting.
有意思
So what do you think? Shall we?
你怎么看 一起吧
Really, what do you think?
确定无疑 你真这么觉得吗
Can you beat me?
你能赢我吗
I bet you get bored, don't you? A man like you, so clever.
我敢说你已百无聊赖了吧 聪明如你 睿智过人
I bet you're not bored now.
你现在跃跃欲试了吧
This, this right now,
此时此刻的一切
this is what you live for, isn't it?
才是你活着的意义吧
Not being bored.
想尽办法避免索然无味