啥是千斤顶

就是换胎的时候用的

打气筒

备胎？

装我这破车上吧

am the bone of my experience
吾以经验为骨
Water is my body
以水为吾身
And tomb is my blood
以坟为吾血
I have push DuNiang countless time
吾曾无数次推倒度娘
Never loss
从未失手
Nor never satisfied
亦从未满足
With stood pain to crowds of experience
吾独醉于经验之中
Yet those hands will never hold anything
故此生已无任何意义
So as I pray
所以吾祈求
Unlimited Water Works
无限水制，请叫我水神！

给备胎打气的么

水神好

好可悲啊
千呼万唤始出来，可爱囡囡暖过来。
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