因为不爱，所以都错。

我差点笑出了腹肌

买一瓶康师傅茉莉蜜茶，喝一半加一半的水就变成了茉莉清茶，再喝一半后加一半的水就变成了茉莉清茶无糖型，再喝一半加一半水就变成了农夫山泉有点甜，再喝一半叫一半水那就是矿泉水了

我是不是你最疼爱得人

挽

是谁把光阴剪成了烟花，一瞬间，看尽繁华
是谁把岁月理成了碎屑，一霎那，看透红尘
谁把年少演绎成沙画，蓦回首，阅尽浮夸！

帮我拍张照片

拍好没啊？

你他妈的拍不拍啊？手都僵了

　　　 　　 ————————情不知所起，一往而深；恨不知所终，一笑而泯。

还没上大学时，我给自己定了4个目标：生活愉快，不做不喜欢的事，有一个人陪，很浪漫。现在大学过一半了我也正好完成了一半：生活快，不做事，一个人，很浪。。

呃呃呃额额得得得得得得得得得呃呃呃额额得得得得得得得得得呃呃呃额额得得得得得得得得得

只恨时间已过去，只恨再也来不及，不能在看见你，每个表情，每一个情绪。

大家应该多关心一下这个楼主，不要让他一个人呆着，解答下他的题，多陪他说说话，参加一些集体活动，嗯。

贴吧有个女的发帖说找个190以上的男朋友，我给她回复，那你都不用跪了，她为什么张口就骂我？我哪里说错了

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