作者:月

终二忽传哭喊声，
                                                           初闻心惊又胆寒。
                                                           却看晶姐愁何在， 
                                                           狂扁小浩喜欲狂。
                                                           大浩也难逃厄运，
                                                           遭晶海扁叫救命。
                                                            即从后门窜前门,
                                                           便下楼梯躲入厕。（注：是男厕）