某男问禅师:“大师,我女朋友虽有优点,但缺点让我难以忍受,怎样才能让她只有优点没有缺点呢?禅师笑答:“方法很简单,不过若想我教你,你需先下山为我找一张只有正面没反面的纸回来。”男略一沉吟下山而去,很快又上山来,递给禅师一张《人民日报》,禅师从此遁入空门,不再过问世事。 又tm是这俩货。。。 __Don't bend. Don't break. Don't back down. --It's your life.
民间艺人耍猴,“2+3等于几?”猴子想了想,跳起来按了个5。“真棒,那1+5呢?”猴子不假思索按了个6。“厉害,再算算7-5?”猴子一蹴而就,按在2上。连续试了很多次,无有失误。这时人群中有人站了出来,“孙子,你特么到底要去几楼?” __Don't bend. Don't break. Don't back down. --It's your life.