各位屌丝男，向女神表白可以试试用下面这段话，保证效果不一般。
如果你只想要幸福
If all you want is happiness.
那就拒绝。
Say no.
我不会跟你生一堆孩子。
I’m not going to give you a couple of kids.
然后数着日子退休。
And count the days until retirement.
我保证你免受这些痛苦。
I promise you freedom from that.
也永远不会无聊
I promise you’ll never be bored.
如果你只想要幸福
If all you want is happiness.
那就拒绝。
Say no.
我不会跟你生一堆孩子。
I’m not going to give you a couple of kids.
然后数着日子退休。
And count the days until retirement.
我保证你免受这些痛苦。
I promise you freedom from that.
也永远不会无聊
I promise you’ll never be bored.
