你迟早会淹死！
　　　　　 　——至少有十年我不曾流泪　 至少有十首歌给我安慰　

　　 -----　　 薄凉不过人心诡诈不过人性

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Cause they’d stick up for me.
[Chorus] If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man.
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted

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呵呵你

等我驯服完八头冰淇淋怪兽 骑着大眼睛猫咪存钱罐 打倒米饭和油炸烧烤魔法师 用防晒霜骑士的宝剑和遮阳伞夫人的盾牌杀掉太阳巨龙 从废弃的黑暗操作间里吻醒电闸睡美人 拯救出冰箱公主 拿到冰柜皇帝赏赐的星星项链和饼干奶油味的城堡 从家具大叔那里赎回爱讲冷笑话的空调小姐和闷骚的风扇管家 然后我就会牵着西瓜小可爱来娶你!!

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等我驯服完八头冰淇淋怪兽 骑着大眼睛猫咪存钱罐 打倒米饭和油炸烧烤魔法师 用防晒霜骑士的宝剑和遮阳伞夫人的盾牌杀掉太阳巨龙 从废弃的黑暗操作间里吻醒电闸睡美人 拯救出冰箱公主 拿到冰柜皇帝赏赐的星星项链和饼干奶油味的城堡 从家具大叔那里赎回爱讲冷笑话的空调小姐和闷骚的风扇管家 然后我就会牵着西瓜小可爱来娶你!!

等我驯服完八头冰淇淋怪兽 骑着大眼睛猫咪存钱罐 打倒米饭和油炸烧烤魔法师 用防晒霜骑士的宝剑和遮阳伞夫人的盾牌杀掉太阳巨龙 从废弃的黑暗操作间里吻醒电闸睡美人 拯救出冰箱公主 拿到冰柜皇帝赏赐的星星项链和饼干奶油味的城堡 从家具大叔那里赎回爱讲冷笑话的空调小姐和闷骚的风扇管家 然后我就会牵着西瓜小可爱来娶你!!

等我驯服完八头冰淇淋怪兽 骑着大眼睛猫咪存钱罐 打倒米饭和油炸烧烤魔法师 用防晒霜骑士的宝剑和遮阳伞夫人的盾牌杀掉太阳巨龙 从废弃的黑暗操作间里吻醒电闸睡美人 拯救出冰箱公主 拿到冰柜皇帝赏赐的星星项链和饼干奶油味的城堡 从家具大叔那里赎回爱讲冷笑话的空调小姐和闷骚的风扇管家 然后我就会牵着西瓜小可爱来娶你!!

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I'd roll outta bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted then go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it.
Cause they’d stick up for me.
[Chorus] If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man.
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted

等我驯服完八头冰淇淋怪兽 骑着大眼睛猫咪存钱罐 打倒米饭和油炸烧烤魔法师 用防晒霜骑士的宝剑和遮阳伞夫人的盾牌杀掉太阳巨龙 从废弃的黑暗操作间里吻醒电闸睡美人 拯救出冰箱公主 拿到冰柜皇帝赏赐的星星项链和饼干奶油味的城堡 从家具大叔那里赎回爱讲冷笑话的空调小姐和闷骚的风扇管家 然后我就会牵着西瓜小可爱来娶你!!

You''re beautiful. You''re beautiful.
You''re beautiful, it''s true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don''t know what to do,
''Cause I''ll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don''t think that I''ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You''re beautiful. You''re beautiful.
You''re beautiful, it''s true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don''t know what to do,
''Cause I''ll never be with you.
You''re beautiful. You''re beautiful.
You''re beautiful, it''s true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it''s time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.

You''re beautiful. You''re beautiful.
You''re beautiful, it''s true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don''t know what to do,
''Cause I''ll never be with you.
Yeah, she caught my eye,
As we walked on by.
She could see from my face that I was,
Fucking high,
And I don''t think that I''ll see her again,
But we shared a moment that will last till the end.
You''re beautiful. You''re beautiful.
You''re beautiful, it''s true.
I saw your face in a crowded place,
And I don''t know what to do,
''Cause I''ll never be with you.
You''re beautiful. You''re beautiful.
You''re beautiful, it''s true.
There must be an angel with a smile on her face,
When she thought up that I should be with you.
But it''s time to face the truth,
I will never be with you.