Narrator: Monday! Turn 'Happy New Year'... into 'Slappy New Year!' Marshall: Don't think of it as a slap; think of it as a high five, for your stupid face. N: With a Slap-tastic new episode... Barney: I don't like this. N: All the history, all the training... Robin(?): You haven't shown great slap-itude, young man. N: All leading up to the greatest slap, ever. R: I love you. B: Enough to take this slap for me? R: No.