50 Signs You Went To Cambridge

1. You got off to a bad start when you turned up to your matriculation photo drunk.
Seriously, though, why was it in the middle of Freshers’ Week?

2. You soon learnt that you’d rather be at Oxford than St John’s.

3. It took you the better part of a week to recover from your drinking society initiations.

4. You cried when you heard the Mahal closed.
After all, a pre-Cindies tactical chunder in its toilets had become a weekly tradition.

5. Although swaps at the Curry King were almost as good.

6. And a night at the Curry King was always followed by a hangover breakfast at Tatties.

7. Or the Copper Kettle.

8. You never quite made it up the hill to Girton.

10. Your home friends never understood why your terms were called Michaelmas, Lent and Easter.

11. You spent every bop avoiding stinky boatie chat.

12. But you did get enthusiastic about rowing once a year.
Just in time for the Boat Race.

13. You lived on a diet of Sainsbury’s Basics.

14. You cycled everywhere.

15. You became best friends with your bedder.