回复：揭露真相 所谓软萌小雪梨学姐

厉害！
　　　--来自助手版贴吧客户端

作为外表软萌小萝莉的老公，我每天都忍受着惨无人道的家庭暴力。。
　　　--为了凑十五字。什么？不够？这下够了吧。

噗，正如你发帖子说雪梨，我也有发帖子说你的冲动，你们俩半斤八两
～～～小尾巴：
Two birds in the trees are in pairs
Grean water and mountains with smile.
Pick off a flower, I put it on my wifes head.
From now on, we are no longer suffering,
Both husband and wife go back to the house happily.
You plow and I weaving,
I carry water and you water garden.
Although the house is not good, it can avoid the cold wind and rain,
Bitter sweet love.
We like two loving birds
Fly together in the world.～～～

你还当我男人面袭我胸呢，我也要黑你

无节操啊，都是无节操的――评论啊。好紧张啊。该怎么说啊。打多少字才显得有文采啊。这样说好不好啊。。会不会成热贴啊。。我写的那么好会不会太招摇。。写的这么深奥别人会不会看不懂啊。。怎么办。好激动啊。。我到底该不该评论啊? 额 算了！ 留个名吧