扒一扒那些年我们看到的小时代

呃，，小四是暴发户么

Don't trim the candle of love by the West window!
I am sleepless, listening to the clock ticking till midnight.
The Mount Ba is so far away, yet even farther is the swallow's shadow,
The River Shu is crystal clear, and the moonlight too is clear and bright.
Traveling South to the City of Zi, I am searching for my hidden dreams,
Gazing East towards the River Xing, I recall the City of Emerald Light.
Hearing the painted zither from that pavilion in the mist,
Full of tears, who is playing my hometown's music tonight?

郭靖在桃花岛求亲，黄药师答应了，让他们明天就成亲。郭靖高兴地现在山上大喊：师父！郭靖明儿就成亲啦！突然山下有人回应：新郎是韩寒不的啦！

姐姐，我讲的笑话还可以不得？