第二楼```````````~~~~~~~

蒽``````开始了```````我先哈`````````

话说```很久很久以前`````````````
有一只蚊子``````````
呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````呜的飞了很久`````````
然后````啪的一声``````蚊子被拍死了
也不知道`当事人用的什么凶器````````
总之蚊子很可怜的被拍死了`````````

呃``````上面那个短了点```````
来个长的````````
话说很久很久以前```````````有一只蚊子````````
呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````呜
呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````
呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````呜~~~~呜~~~呜~`````呜`呜``````
的飞了很久很久````````
结果```````啪的一声``````蚊子```````掉到地上
挂了`````````
蒽``````````不知道
为什么
会掉到地上
总之是死了

有一天````````火柴上街```````
突然觉得
好痒啊
于是`````````
火柴
挠痒``````````
轰```````````
的一声`````````
火柴燃了````````````````
蒽简单的说``````就是火柴挠头把自己挠火了`

怎么会冷啊``````这么搞笑````````````的冷笑话``````````

..突然发觉这不仅是水
还是冰水............

兔子去商店买东西
"这里有500根胡萝卜吗"
店主囧了,"没有.."
第二天兔子又去商店买东西
"这里有500根胡萝卜吗"
店主又囧了,"还是没有.."
第三天兔子又去商店买东西
"这里有500根胡萝卜吗"
店主没有囧,"有~~"
兔子依旧很镇定
"给我来一根。"

…�

`````````````我还是先灌水`````````再来```````````

我要把这个顶回去````````````

记得7楼的火柴吗？后面其实还有的，有一根火柴他觉得头很痒，抓一抓之后头就着火了，然后，他就去医院，护士帮他包扎后，他就变成棉花棒了�

有个小孩长的象番茄，有一天他走着走着，突然摔倒了。。。。哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈，好好笑哦

OICQ

一日，菜鸟问老鸟：“老鸟，我有个问题想问你？”

老鸟爽快的说：“你问就是了”

菜鸟有点儿含糊的说：“先说，我问了这个问题你可不能笑我哦”

老鸟还是爽快的说：“放心好咯，我一点不会笑你”

菜鸟问：“真的？”

老鸟拍着胸口说“我对天发誓，绝对不笑！”

菜鸟问：“请问OICQ的意思是不是就是‘我爱重庆’的意思啊？”

“考！我可不可以收回我刚才的誓言啊！”老鸟喷饭中……

一只北极熊孤单的呆在冰上发呆，实在无聊就开始拔自己的毛玩，一根……两根……三根……最后拔的一根不剩，他突然大叫…………好冷啊！！……………�