I am the bone of my water.(吾为所持水之骨。)
此身为水之骨
Ridicule is my body,and watering is my blood.(吐槽为身,而灌水为血。)
血潮如铁 心如琉璃
I have ridiculed over a thousand article.(所吐之贴已达千余。)
纵横无数贴吧而不败
Unknown to 85.(不为八五所知。)
未曾一次被封
Nor known to Baidu.(亦不为百度所知。)
未尝得一精华
Have withstood pain to ridicule many god-reply.(曾承受痛苦吐槽诸多神回复。)
其常立于贴吧之巅,独醉于经验之中
Yet, those hands will never hold anything.(然而,留下的只有虚无。)
故此,此生已无意义
So as I pray, Unlimited Water Works.(故如我祈求,无限之水制。)
则此躯,注定为水而生