第一张图必须单独列出~

Go to the mountains, it's a religious experience...oh and bring warm clothes!
2012-2-28 23:58:26

One day this lil puppy Is gonna be the Michael Jordan of Sled Dogs and I want to steal him!
2012-2-29 06:46:09
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Survival board game...This card now explains that Scene from "Somethin About Mary"..PeaNUT butter anyone?
2012-2-29 22:38:1
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I am obsessed with these pups.... That is all
2012-3-2 06:18:19
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I was thinkin about raisin hail 2night, so all I gotta do us pour some whiskey on these Icy treats from the sky!
2012-3-3 08:35:53 |
话说这张图片有问题，传了N次都不行，浏览器不停地崩溃LOL...
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Jurassic Park is in Kentucky!? Playing the theme song in my head now
2012-3-4 22:29:59
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Holy creepy Satan sign on the side of the road! Be good today!
2012-3-5 01:01:01
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Made it through! Great night at the @opry ! Thanks for all your support and love! #fb
2012-3-10 13:01:08
这张真酷！
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Just a family broom balancing session...yes I'm a Wizard
2012-3-11 10:49:55
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My grandpa and I are gettin wild at the Country Music Hall of Fame
2012-3-14 08:49:05
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This food Coloring is making me feel funnnnnnny
2012-3-18 02:12:09
好大一瓶...

My shadow and I saw this quote on a studio door & had to share
2012-3-28 01:38:36
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Anything to stay entertained on a road trip! #fb
2012-3-30 00:28:15
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Buck up! Dollar general, 2 dollars....BAM!
2012-4-3 02:25:31
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Passed this mother elfin magic elf truck...so elfin awesome!
2012-4-3 07:44:50
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If this thing hatches its going to be the weirdest lookin chicken ever!
2012-4-5 10:26:02
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Cubbies colors..check..being a crazy person..check..coffee in a hillbilly wine glass, Check!
2012-4-6 01:55:11
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I hate my job...look how bored we are in the studio
2012-4-7 04:46:28
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Tryin to convince these horse sized dogs to leave their owner for this guy(meeee)
2012-4-9 10:01:05
刚才传这张图片时一直报误...好萌
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Dug up this picture, these dudes are by far my favorite SWAMP PEOPLE! Yesss!
2012-4-9 23:03:24
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With @lukerobert pretending to play organ like a church lady!
2012-4-11 02:08:53

Perfect bowling form is drinkin while bowling the ball...guaranteed strike every time
2012-4-21 09:30:05
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Just made the ultimate breakfast! Just add peanut butter and honey and BOOM!
2012-4-26 23:32:49
I can't at this...居然有人回复说看起来很好吃T_T
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Chillin with my mom on the couch! She will love me for takin this picture haha
2012-4-27 09:02:58
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Indio California, you are friggen awesome! Look at you awesome people!
2012-4-28 11:25:29
好多人啊
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This dude was using the hotel hallway wall as a pillow...guess that's one way to save money on rooms!
2012-4-28 21:53:11
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This is how I feel right now...second day of laying on the floor from @insanity ! Boxing tonight! Who's with me!?
2012-5-2 01:12:43
wierd...
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My big brother giving me tie tying lessons & realizing we wore matching shirts...
2012-5-6 02:20:39
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I saw this parked down the street...it even had dice hangin from the mirror..I'm gonna be extra good today
2012-5-8 03:19:25
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Reppin the high school baseball jersey at band rehearsal
2012-5-10 04:20:41
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If you are in Nashville next week come to the taping of my show at 12th & porter! Bring everyone you know!
2012-5-11 02:49:15
这张宣传照真帅

Another day on the road, these feet are so tempted to climb that mountain
2012-5-20 23:05:19
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It really doesn't taste that bad!
2012-5-22 04:35:00
哎哟，又是在钓鱼~
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Mines bigger than yours! Muhahahahahaha!
2012-5-22 05:43:38
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Tater sack race.... I think I am gonna Win the triple crown
2012-5-23 13:41:05
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The only way to get rid of a summer time cold? Sweat it out at the pool!
2012-5-25 03:52:54
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This room looks like a place where ROCKY trained...but did he do @insanity on an iPad sitting on a ladder?
2012-5-26 02:57:06
这张吐槽无力
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I love watching my brother get eaten by waves!#brotherlylove
2012-5-28 07:45:23
LOL
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Today I think my motto will be "act like a squirrel, eat like a rabbit"...no idea what that means but let's Go with it
2012-5-31 02:25:04
这盘看起来比之前那盘正常多了，
BRETT告诉我们他是在Turnip truck吃的，他爱死了。
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I'm Brett Burgundy, you stay classy Nashville
2012-6-1 00:28:17
他还在后头写了：Played a couple songs but I really wanted to do the weather and point at the invisible green screen.
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Channeling my inner Jimmy to the Buffet and jammin on the beach
2012-6-3 09:22:35
真美.

Good night Florida! Thank you!!!
2012-6-3 09:51:09
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Good mornin seagull
2012-6-3 19:25:18
It's actually a squirrel
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Just jammed for an hour with Bret Michaels on the beach....or a look alike...love it
2012-6-4 10:20:18
又一张搞怪系
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This lil guy in the boat next to us was really proud of his bag of fish! Love it
2012-6-5 00:18:52
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This dog is the dog of the sea, all it wants to do is jump off the boat an chase pelicans..so do I
2012-6-5 22:27:46
又是小狗~
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When walkin on the beach at night, the moon turns the water silver & I picture the waves as the steps to heaven
2012-6-6 22:18:39
文艺细菌泛滥噜
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So how does this work exactly, ladies show up to get an oil change and drink for free?
2012-6-6 22:35:47
哈哈
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I guess D-Bag was already taken?
2012-6-8 05:13:22
其实这货是想写Google吧？
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Trying to be bad ass, failing miserably....but it's a great work out!!
2012-6-9 07:00:23
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@joesbar I love you and Chicago!
2012-6-9 14:26:44

On a country road joggin before Playing a show here in Cadot Wisconsin! Love this stuff!
2012-6-23 11:12:20
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I love to walk around tailgate parties after playing festivals! This dude let me borrow his stilts
2012-6-25 11:22:53
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Geeez, I think my real stage name was supposed to be "Keith Sweat"!
2012-6-28 08:59:12
笑
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Having some all natural organic Captain Crunch Berries this morning!
2012-6-28 23:03:02
回复节选：
brittany_archer2：I don't understand.
BRETT：Neither do I
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This guitar stuff is hard....but if you take a picture, it looks like you know what you're doing
2012-6-29 02:45:21
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The only way I would watch that "Magic Mike" movie is if it featured a Chris Farley Chippendale SNL Hologram
2012-6-30 00:24:40
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Screw it, I'm takin this lil stuffed animal lookin feller to the bar with me
2012-7-1 09:56:58
噢！又是小狗
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I guess eating soup on a 100 degree day is equivalent to eating a cookie dough blizzard in a blizzard?
2012-7-3 03:30:13
这玩意...
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I think there's a pregnant dude at the pool...I know this is possible from watching Arnold in "Junior"
2012-7-4 05:04:13
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Our cab driver has karaoke in his cab! Of course we are taking full advantage of that!
2012-7-5 08:54:43
嘿，用职业压人

Holy Luke Skywalker Americaness, Star Wars music playin the background....#fireworks #nashville
2012-7-5 12:06:34
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I think I was sick the day they asked me to pose for this piece of art! #IveGotMoves
2012-7-6 03:02:33
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These goggles needed windshield wipers...someone please invent that...#4Wheelin
2012-7-7 23:14:46
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Redneck fiesta! You should be here!
2012-7-8 09:54:58
枪...LOL
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Zip line into a pond? Don't mind if I Doooooo!
2012-7-8 21:42:15
回复栏里brett写到：I tried zip lining in the dark, that's fun but you have no idea here you are landing! Thank god there aren't alligators in Illinois
我也喜欢这个~
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Just caught dinner! Can't wait for fried fish and ketchup!
2012-7-9 09:16:23
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Stayed at a relatives house & woke up to this Bear sittin in a rockin chair creepy staring at me...
2012-7-10 09:50:27
这个是叫泰迪熊么？
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Bahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhd ass baby goat
2012-7-11 08:07:27
他是爱各种小动物么
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Recording singin through a bull horn on to a microphone.....I feel like a singing lifeguard(or whoever uses bull horns)
2012-7-13 08:33:19
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Just discovered I have the worlds largest hand...are there twitter palm readers? What my future!?
2012-7-14 06:05:41
不能直视下面的回复...

Great day for baseball! It's not the Cubs but it's still baseball!
2012-7-15 05:33:59
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Only way to watch the game!
2012-7-15 05:53:16
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Really mom!? You know I can't eat that....Ok just a bite...or the whole thing either way
2012-7-20 11:11:59
又有人说看起来很好吃了...
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Great day of recording....been dyin to record with this rain stick!!!
2012-7-21 08:16:10
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Good morning, good night, this is gonna be a longgggg ass flight!
2012-7-22 19:12:36
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Dude dressed in business clothes using a water bottle for a pillow in the Vegas airport...I feel for u pal!
2012-7-22 23:42:17
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Dude directing the airplane on the runway has a mullet, this is my kind of airport!!!
2012-7-24 09:23:52
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Workin on mixes for new jams with @lukerobert@_CreativeNation
2012-7-26 22:48:32
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I love being out in the middle of no where! Getting lost is my favorite! Try it sometime
2012-7-28 05:23:52
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Drive-IN graveyard...I Would to know what movies were shown on this sign
2012-7-28 05:54:46

This is about to happen...I will fall in! #paddleboard#laketahoe
2012-7-29 23:35:41
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Just jump man, I can totally catch you while standing on this surf board!!
2012-7-30 05:18:29
WOW!
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I've gotta give it to the hippies, they've got this whole world peace thing figured out!
2012-7-30 06:07:45
后头brett说他在Lake Tahoe...Truckee CA
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This chilly leap of faith is how I started my morning all the way across the country...now home in my bed...life is crazy!
2012-7-30 13:20:40
回复栏里brett说：That water feels like a freshly melted Popsicle
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Bout to get on my 4th plane of the day! Currently in the Big Apple
2012-8-1 03:21:08
回复节选
someone：Why don't ever run into anyone that cute lounging in an airport?
brett：There were sparrows and pigeons landing around me on the floor at the airport right there haha
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Well son of a Bucket, look who landed in Nantucket
2012-8-2 03:31:39
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Its a great view when David Hasselhoff is off duty! Baywatch Magillicutty
2012-8-2 09:43:25
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Well looky what I caught....I'll name her Sue She McSusherson
2012-8-3 07:36:22
这几个月都是鱼...
BRETT在回复栏里说：We ate him on the boat, talk about sushi as fresh as it gets!
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These seagulls will eat anything! I literally fed them a fish eyeball and they ate it and wanted more!
2012-8-4 06:33:58
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And to think this thing started out as a minnow!
2012-8-4 09:34:27
好大一条！

Had to toss some tips this fellers way, he's jammin some old school "Amazing Grace" #NewYorkCity
2012-8-6 02:08:13
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These people must be on some drug that warps them back in time to 1970...holy red tank top mustache dude
2012-8-7 23:03:16
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The first time I played the @Opry I wore mismatched socks...still doin it on my 14th show! #tradition#goodluckcharm #excusetobelazy
2012-8-8 07:07:40
这张，哈哈！
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Saw this leaving the beach...I woulda paid 5cents to ask if it's possible to ever get all the sand out of your swimmin britches!
2012-8-9 02:11:22
回复节选：
someone：is that Nantucket? If so, that guy gives great advice...
BRETT：Haha yep it is, is it for real?
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I think the astronomers are punking us! I don't see a meteor! Ill find them, I've got my star finder cape(or beach towel)
2012-8-12 11:33:13
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Studying about things that I DO NOT want to happen today!
2012-8-12 22:56:49
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Shark week on the back of an airplane seat! I'll take it wherever I can get it, they can't bite me up here!
2012-8-14 12:16:01
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Ya gotta go when ya gotta go
2012-8-17 07:05:20
回复节选：
someone：Haha I love this, where is that??
BRETT：Vernal Utah!
这张的节操死光了...
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Im In Utah and they really serve this beer here! So does it get you so drunk that you believe you have 10 wives?
2012-8-17 09:01:58
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Ahhhhhhh....that was the God sound openin up his heavens over there in the mountains
2012-8-17 23:31:40

Grandpa and I stealing all this casinos money!
2012-8-19 02:08:36
回复栏里BRETT说：He keeps saying that the slots are screwed down tight and rigged for us to lose...agreed ha
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Vegas...a place where you can be creepy cupid, put on some wings, underwear and a fanny pack and people pay to take pics w/ you
2012-8-20 00:16:54
后头那位身材真好
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My grandpa helping me get the crowd rowdy!
2012-8-20 21:27:27
回复栏里BRETT说：It took him a while to get on stage but once he did, I couldn't get him off it or the mic out of his hand ha!
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I can already see it now "girl knocked unconscious after flashing for Mardi Gras Beads!"
2012-8-21 04:32:39
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I was tryin out my zombie walk pose...for some reason I don't think it will make the cut@josephllanes
2012-8-23 04:38:06
回复栏：
@josephllanes：I love zombies. Maybe next shoot we hire a special effects make up artist and go to town. Great shoot mang!
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Corn on the cob and demolition derby! You'd have to drag me out of here in a fish net before I'd leave
2012-8-25 10:55:59
玉米棒子！
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Excuse me sir, your car is on fire...oh you know? Ok cool, just makin sure #DemoDerby
2012-8-25 11:08:12
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If you think this is creepy, I bet you 100 bucks the dudes controlling the puppets out creep all things that are creepy
2012-8-25 22:37:13
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Things are going really well so screw it I'm buying a helicopter!
2012-8-28 04:00:22
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New frodo shoot
2012-9-1 06:40:05
回复栏：
someone：Very nice!
BRETT:Thanks! @josephllanes Took the pic, he's the man
原来DY的单封是这里来的~

发帖失败你个腿腿！

I'm waiting for all of you! Bretteldredge.com/live come on!!!
2012-9-6 07:00:13
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Fly like a bee, sting like a butterwasp
2012-9-11 01:23:08
Such a....
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I'm throwing in the towel...seriously its 1030 and time for bed, can someone come pick me up!?
2012-9-11 10:22:11
回复节选：
@thejaren:Dude... Just scarfed a 6oz filet baked tater and 3 wines. Then.... Tried 75 pushups in the hotel room. I'm on the floor and I will be here a while. Uhg. Hahahaha
BRETT:@thejaren haha may as well just stay down there bro, easier that way
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I think an alien laid a gigantor egg in downtown Chicago!
2012-9-12 03:57:31
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Finally the people who were giving each other mouth to mouth like an episode of "ER" left that bench! Now I can enjoy the view #madison
2012-9-13 04:32:49
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They have ping pong in the Milwaukee airport!? Shut the front cargo pit door, that rules!!
2012-9-13 21:35:28
机场里居然有乒乓球桌...
发帖失败你个腿腿！