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坐在电脑前不知道干什么,突然灵光一闪,在百度上搜索“比你还不要脸的人”居然是“对不起,没有找到比你还不要脸的人”顿时怒了!!


来自Android客户端6160楼2014-08-14 00:55
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    Android


    来自Android客户端6161楼2014-08-14 00:56
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      2026-01-22 01:12:08
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      既然不小心进来了,还是随个手顶一个吧,


      来自Android客户端6163楼2014-08-14 15:15
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        突然发现这个可以加好多经验


        6164楼2014-08-22 08:45
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          我随手一打就是如此标准的十五字


          来自手机贴吧6165楼2014-08-22 09:10
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            围观
                ——外域生变,九星移位,大地皇者,跨界而来,天下大乱,九城统一。


            来自Android客户端6166楼2014-08-22 09:14
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              围观
                 ——天南地北双飞客,老翅几回寒暑。


              来自Android客户端6167楼2014-08-22 09:19
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                我只想说你又耽误了我一小时我学习时间,经验到手,哈哈


                来自Android客户端6169楼2014-09-06 14:23
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                  2026-01-22 01:06:08
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                  IP属地:黑龙江来自手机贴吧6170楼2014-09-06 14:31
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                    店里装修,老公在门口用水泥粘了几个一元硬币,然后每天都看到有人蹲在门口装系鞋带,蹲着半天都不走……。


                    IP属地:河南来自iPhone客户端6171楼2014-09-07 00:37
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                      某局在饭桌上喝的醉醺醺,搂着身边的年轻姑娘说:“想要什么包包,等会随便挑。”然后手摸向了姑娘的大腿,姑娘推过他。“不要包?那给你一辆车,等会就去看”说完手向裙子里面移。姑娘挣脱了半天,局长一把抱住,猥琐的笑道:“哟,小妹妹,挺倔的呀!是不是想当干部呀?想去哪个部门,给我说!”这是姑娘终于发飙了,大喊:“爸,爷爷奶奶都在看着你!”


                      来自Android客户端6173楼2014-09-07 07:13
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                        楼主自己一个人照顾好自己,晚上盖好被子,早晨醒来不要猛的坐起来会头疼,不要吃凉的辣的对胃不好,过马路的时候左右看,好好吃饭,不要就穿那么点衣服,感冒了一定要吃药,不要熬太晚,睡觉时记得把手机的亮度调低些,不然有辐射,记得我在关心你。


                        IP属地:四川来自Android客户端6175楼2014-09-09 11:54
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                          我是来水经验的十五字十五字十五字十五字


                          来自Android客户端6178楼2014-09-20 07:40
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