【双语】我的室友是极品

“Ashley is passed-out on the bathroom floor. Please check on her occasionally.“艾希莉在浴室地板上晕倒了，有空记得去查看一下她” 。
You've been warned: At least Ashley's housemates won't be surprised when they go to the bathroom.特此警告提醒：至少艾希莉的室友进入浴室的时候不会太吃惊。

If you use the last piece, throw this away and put a new roll on.如果你用掉了最后一片，请扔掉卷筒并且放上新的一卷纸。
Caught short: Another person annoyed to get to the toilet only to realise that their housemate had neglected to replace the loo roll.处境尴尬：令人恼火的是，上厕所后发现室友没有更换卫生纸。

I’m sorry Matt, I can’t afford for both of us to use my face products. THX.对不起马特，我买不起我们两个人的护肤品。谢谢。
Well groomed: Matt's housemate got fed-up with his bare-faced cheek.衣着整齐：马特的室友无法忍受他的厚颜无耻。

Do you slam your door loudly late at night or early in the morning? You just might be a bad roommate.你有没有在深夜或者清晨摔门？你也许是一个坏室友。
Do you leave annoying notes in the hall? You just might be self-righteous.你有没有在大厅留下恼人的便签？你也许很自以为是。
Rebuttal: This student didn't take too kindly to being asked not to slam doors late at night or early in the morning.反驳：这个学生面对让他在深夜和凌晨不要摔门的要求很无理。

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