我是凉衫！大家好！
这里写短句R。
还有英文翻译（但是准确率高不高，我就不晓得了~）

I need a lover. A person I love.
[我需要一个爱人。一个深爱我的人。]

你好啊嘻嘻这里是萌你一脸的扬欧巴

The bitch is a bitch. What distinction?
[婊子就是婊子。分什么贵贱？]

震楼图，信息含量有点大。

Today is sunny. Tomorrow will be.
[今天属晴。明天会情。]

Sad is a moment of things, hate is a lifelong change.
[伤心是一瞬间的事情，变成恨是一辈子的改变。]

Let I shed tears, I will make him smile more brilliant than I.
[让我流眼泪的人，我会让他笑得比我还灿烂。]

Dear, you not only to change yourself, you are also changed me!
[亲爱的，你不只在改变你自己，你同时还在把我改变！]

"Let's part. "
"Then you go to die. I will stay"
"Really"
"I will lie to you (?)"
"I believe in you"
The second day
Oh. Dear, I hope you can come here "
"What aunt"
"Dear to him, the Dutch act yesterday......"
I love you, so I believe you.
[“我们分手吧”
“那你去死啊 我就留下”
“真的吗”
“我会骗你（？）”
“我相信你”
第二天
“哦…亲爱的，我希望你能过来一下”
“什么事伯母”
“亲爱的他，昨天自杀了……”
我爱你，所以相信你。]

"I love you three years. Know what?"
"Know"
"I chase you for five years. Know what?"
"No."
"Two years ago, is loving you. Then love you."
"Then. "
"After five minutes in 2013."
"Well"
"I would love to others."
"Why. "
"Because..."
"Huh?"
"You never wait for me."
Sorry, I did not specifically, but I'm tired. I love you too tired.
[“我暗恋你三年。知道吗？”
“知道”
“我追了你五年。知道吗？”
“不”
“前两年是爱你。后来是恋你。”
“然后”
“再过五分钟就是2013年了。”
“恩”
“我会喜欢上别人。”
“为什么”
“因为…”
“恩？”
“你从没有等过我。”
抱歉，不是我不够专一，而是我累了。我爱你爱得太累了。]

The heart is still beating. You are not in a lot.
[心还在跳就好。你不在也不少。]

I am a chowhound is a crazy. I hope to have a willing to fall in love with crazy + chowhound such a man to marry me. Even if he was a beggar, I loved him so.
[我是个吃货也是个痴货。我希望有个愿意爱上痴货+吃货的这么一个男人娶了我。就算他是个乞丐，我也照样爱他。]