【HC】19个爱DC的原因（其中3个是不穿上衣）

I don't want to see Daniel Craig in sweatpants. I barely even want to see his teeth, you know? He does two things and does 'em very, very well: wears the crap out of formalwear and smolder-grimaces.
我可不喜欢看DC穿运动裤。你知道吗？我甚至不愿意看他的牙齿。他做两件事而且做得非常、非常地好：着正装和阴沉着脸。
So I'm a little nervous to see him get silly on Saturday Night Live this weekend. And I thought that since just 72 hours from now we could be watching him sing his way through a monologue, we should take some time to pay our respects to Craig in his au naturel* state.
所以，我很紧张看他这周末上周六午夜场（节目）搞笑。我想既然从现在开始只有72小时我们就能看到他一个人在唱独角戏，那我们不如该花点时间向处于自然状态（见注解）下的DC致敬。
（注解）I don't mean au naturel like naked. I'm not a miracle worker over here. I mean his natural state, i.e. tuxes, determination and strangely fancy-but-he's-pulling-it-off swimwear.
我可不是指，嗯，**似的自然。我可不是这里的奇迹工作者。我是说他的自然状态，例如，穿晚礼服，坚毅并且不可思议地美好 - 但是他穿泳裤同样完美。

1. He understands that to look at us head on would be to incinerate us instantly, so he employs the sideways gaze. Safety first.
他知道迎面看着我们会立即把我们烧成灰烬，所以他以侧面凝视我们。安全第一。

2. He doesn't forget the girls in the cheap seats.
他没有忘记那些普通女孩。

3. You can mess up his hair, you can dirty his suit, but you can't get rid of his smirk. (Though, PS, he'd really prefer you don't dirty his suit.)
你可以弄乱他的头发，弄脏他的西服，但是你没办法摆脱他的矜持。（尽管，他宁愿你不要弄脏他的西服。）

4.He makes art self-conscious about its looks.
他使画自惭形秽。

6. The bartender cannot ignore his stare, so you get your drinks faster.
酒保无法忽视他的直视，所以立马备好他的酒。

7. He uncreepifies things like waiting in the shadows and glaring. This is now fine with us!
他使站在阴影处怒目而视变得不那么恐怖。这对我们来说木问题。【好性感！有木有？有木有？】

8. He has a ton of comps at every casino.
他在任何赌场都有无数筹码。【邦德不缺钱呀不缺钱】

9. Seriously, you in the cheap seats--you didn't even notice him get this redhead a glass of champagne, did you? He was making you feel special the whole time.
不开玩笑，你是个普通女孩 --- 你甚至没注意到他给这个红发女子一杯香槟，对吗？他全程都让你觉得自己很重要。

10. This is what he wears to the shooting range.
这是他在射击场穿的。【跟去爬梯似的哈～～～】

11. Cuts just make his eyes look bluer.
伤痕衬得他的眼睛更蓝。【！！！】

12. He could stand here all night and no one would mistake him for the doorman.
他能站这儿一整晚却没人会把他误认为门卫。

13. He's not scared to stand this close to a plane.
他不害怕站得离飞机这么近。

14. Or this far away from his unlocked, zillion-dollar car.
或者离他那没锁着的、无数美元的豪车这么远。