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【搞笑】英语老师看了会哭的翻译

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1楼2013-02-03 14:59回复
    1. we two who and
    who? ­
    咱俩谁跟谁啊 ­
    2. how are you ? how old are
    you? ­
    怎么是你,怎么老是你? ­
    3. you don't bird me,I don't
    bird you ­
    你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 ­
    4. you have seed I will give
    you some color to see ­
    see,brothers!together up
    ! ­
    你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上! ­
    5. hello everybody!if you
    have something to say,they ­
    say! if you have nothing to
    say,go home!! ­
    有事起奏,无事退朝 ­
    6. you me you
    me ­
    彼此彼此 ­
    7. You Give Me
    Stop!! ­
    你给我站住! ­
    8. know is know noknow is
    noknow ­
    知之为知之,不知为不知… ­
    9. WATCH
    SISTER ­
    表妹 ­
    10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make
    hole!! ­
    龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞! ­
    11.American Chinese not
    enough ­
    美中不足 ­
    12.one car come one car go
    ,two car pengpeng,people ­
    die ­
    车祸现场描述 ­
    13.heart flower angry
    open ­
    心花怒放 ­
    14.go past no mistake
    past ­
    走过路过,不要错过 ­
    15.小明:I am
    sorry! ­
    老外:I am sorry
    too! ­
    小明:I am sorry
    three! ­
    老外:What are you sorry
    for? ­
    小明:I am sorry
    five! ­
    16.If you want money,I have
    no; if you want life,I ­
    have one! ­
    要钱没有,要命一条 ­
    17.I call Li old big. toyear
    25. ­
    我叫李老大,今年25。 ­
    18.you have two down
    son。 ­
    你有两下子。 ­
    19.as far as you go to
    die ­
    有多远,死多远!!!! ­
    20.I give you face you don''t
    wanna face,you lose you ­
    face ,I turn my
    face ­
    给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸 ­


    2楼2013-02-03 15:00
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      2025-08-22 03:39:22
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      4楼2013-02-03 15:38
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        所以3楼呢。。。素窝的回复么


        5楼2013-02-03 16:20
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          6楼2013-02-03 18:09
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            噗。话说是英文翻中文还是中文翻英文..。


            IP属地:广东来自iPhone客户端7楼2013-02-03 18:22
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              笑了。


              本楼含有高级字体8楼2013-02-03 18:36
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                = =


                本楼含有高级字体9楼2013-02-03 18:50
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                  2025-08-22 03:33:22
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                  10楼2013-02-03 19:01
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                    呵呵 看第五个就笑了


                    来自手机贴吧11楼2013-02-03 19:21
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