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【征集】随州话版的搞笑短信

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我自己先来个：

一天在课堂上，老师让小兔子用“恳求”造句，小兔子答到：“今天食堂的猪蹄真硬，啃都啃求不动！”

LX接起哈~~~~~~~~~~
1楼2007-06-07 17:30回复
    没料？~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    难道随州人缺乏幽默了吗？~~~~~~~~

    曾几何时。。。我是老实娃子啊~~~~~~
    2楼2007-06-07 17:59
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      伙计,只是平时没注意,下次留心.
      3楼2007-06-08 18:50
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        看来我们随州吧没什么人气！
        4楼2007-06-09 11:42
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          5楼2007-06-09 17:01
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              7楼2007-06-09 17:01
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                两口子在灶屋里做饭，老婆叫男匠讲个黄色笑话听，还说要最短的。她男匠想了想，说：“我是锄禾，你是当午！
                8楼2007-06-09 21:52
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                  9楼2007-06-30 15:13
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