见君挥洒三千墨，
　　　　风流万载醉逍遥。
　　　　下临长安举杯酌，
马嵬坡前徒留蒿。
------ 莫背后说闲话，死人会笑，棺材会跳。
　　　　【盗小尾巴者逢考必挂！】

做记号~~~

已经周四鸟 漫展乃会去咩@启儿丸子

昨天没有8文，我就上QQ折腾大家发给我的东西去了，结果折腾来折腾去文件当下来了，但是木有办法编辑改写，我真的已经尽力了……

@布罗DL @paulinexph 大家等我去请外援！

刚刚收到的，这是哪位做好事不留名？

抱歉抱歉抱歉！！！刚刚回复帖子居然按成删除了 @o旁观者

太多了，没看完，推荐一个 满座衣冠胜雪的银翼猎手，她的文我也喜欢，挺不错的，不过作者也离开耽美了。。。哎…

《南方公园》鱼棒的笑话：gay fish。
我老公说这个说了有好几年了，竟然还是乐此不疲。
13季第5集"Fishsticks"。
笑话是这个：
Jimmy: Do you like fishsticks?
Cartman: Yeah.
Jimmy: Do you like putting fish sticks in your mouth?
Cartman: Yeah.
Jimmy: What are you, a gay fish?
歌词和连接 http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XODk5MTA4MDA=.html
只能复制个优酷的，油管上的这歌特别火，可是贴不过来，我传微博上了也没看到发出来。
Lyrics to Kanye West - Gay Fish*Interlude*
Yo, uh, uh c*mon
*Verse 1*
I*ve been so lonely girl, I*ve been so sad and down
Couldn*t understand why haters joked around
I wanted to befreewith other creatures like me
And now I got my wish, cause i know that I*m a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin* gay fish
(I*m a fish yo) goin* on a gay fish
(It*s alright girl) makin* love to other gay fish
*Verse 2*
All those lonely nights at thegrocerystore
In the frozen fish aisle feelin* like a whore
Cause I wasn*t being true
Even though everyone said that I had to make a switch
(Gay fish) now I know that I*m a gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish Yo) mother fuckin* gay fish
(I*m a fish yo) Goin* on a gay fish
(Now I*m where i belong girl) makin* love to other gay fish
*Verse 3 Rap*
I used to be scared, denying who I was
Acting straight but then going out to the gay fish clubs
Dancing with the Marlins making out with the all the Snappers
I*d take a Salmon home and work that Coddle Fin for hours
But now I*m out and I*m free to love what I want
Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont
I slapped that Holland ass, make that Grouper butt shake
I*ll come to yourhouseand have an orgy in your motherfuckin* fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)
*Chorus*
Mother fuckin* gay fish
(I*m a fish yo) Goin* on a gay fish
(Yeah now I*m where i belong girl) makin* love to other gay fish
*Verse 4*
I really get around I*m the slut of the sea
When i say I*ve got crabs I mean it literally
I was eatingdinnerand just had to go down on that Mackerel on thedish
Cause I*m the gayest of the gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
Mother fuckin* gay fish
(I*m a fish yo) Goin* on a gay fish
Yeah now I*m where i belong girl
*Verse 5*
But I gotta settle down I can*t be a whore
I ain*t gonna just sleep with any fish no more
I*ve found me a lover, a brother who*s a cross-dressing Cod named Trish
And together we are gay fish (gay fish)
*Chorus*
(Gay fish yo) motherfuckin* gay fish
(I*m a fish yo) goin* on a gay fish
(Yeah, now I*m where i belong girl) makin* love to other gay fish
(Gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish, gay fish...)

刚才走路不走心
磕到台阶上去了
磕破一块死
那叫一个疼啊。。
心里只淌眼泪
愁。。。这样穿鞋压着得多疼啊

我这两天再看这本书，没看完，不过感触很多。（摔！我一个当护士的看这个干毛啊！！快被作业和实验搞死了e_e）

今天体育课，学了拳还跑了2400눈_눈

@泪染浅歌

这株小妖精是哪个的化身，大家应该心知肚明吧？咩哈哈哈哈哈！

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