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【TS后花园】【倒写体】【非黑勿喷】

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All of this is no other than a joke to entertain dajia. So don't take it serious.
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It seems that the DAOXIETI is quite popular among TIQNCHAO netizens. So as a sincere Taylover, I, XIAOMING, try to write an article in daoxie. And why do I write an article in English? Because write in this way and you won't read it carefully. Thus, once I have something wrong, you may miss them… But all of this is just a joke! Laugh, and let it go, please…
Once upon a time, there is a pop singer called Taylor Swift and she releases an adult pop album<RED>. She hangs out with a young boy JUANMAO. But she thinks this boy is too short and his JUANMAO doesn't suit her long straight blonde hair. So she sings a song <LONG LONG LONG>. Then a tall rich and wealthy boy comes into her life, another JUANMAO, JIANENG. He's a young boy too, through who she knows his grandma, and write a song STARLIGHT for her.
And the WARMTH came , this boy must go back to school.So the God forces she into goodbye. At the same time, she realizes she can find a 'man', a man who older than her. The moment she knew she fell in love with him, everything has changed. Though he didn't show up in her birthday party, she thinks everything is all too well. She risk everything, everything, flying to his family to spend Thanksgiving Day with them. (And because of this, XIAOMING know Jake's sister is XIAOMING's favourite film's heroine.Do you guess what film it is?•﹏•)好累,歇会儿


IP属地:广东来自Android客户端1楼2012-12-11 23:27回复
    看到了高考作文套用句型…………粉亲切的样子~~~


    IP属地:湖北来自手机贴吧3楼2012-12-11 23:31
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      2025-08-23 19:43:40
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      Writing this can improve your composition absolutely
      Going on…
      But Jake said he need some space, and disappeared. T attempted to call him, dreaming him. She almost did, saying we are never ever getting back together! Then she thinks, why not find a not so handsome man that he can give enough security to her? And this time, an autually not so handsome man Sister囧 have an eye on her, maybe for her youth, maybe for her fame, or maybe for her beauty and money. Anyhow, Mama swift feel a sense of danger, asking her baby run as fast as she can. But innocent she ignored and call sister囧 dear. She put her heart into him, and he burn it to half. In memory of this game and try to hurt T again, he invited T to sing a song called<half of my heart>.
      IT'S SOOOOOOOOOOO LATE AND 累!!!!


      IP属地:广东来自Android客户端4楼2012-12-11 23:43
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        She eventually understands what has happened. She escapes from 'MAY', and back to DECEMBER, her favourite month. Maybe she stands enough men, and wants to date young boys. Or maybe, the tan skin boy, who has the same name with her, like sunshine in cold winter, catches her eyes. They hugs each other in DECEMBER, feeling the cold weather as well as the body tempreture. She thinks she should speak now. But before she could speaks, a man rob her of mircophone, saying that BEE's best! This little girl nearly collaspe, crying in front of him for the first time. He try to ease her, but he doesn't. Because she let the rose he fgive to her to die. Then she met another boy, JOE. And because XIAOMING doesn't like him and wants to sleep, so she chooses to overlook him.
        Experiencing all this things, she thinks she's fearless! And grow into a big MEINV from xiao MEINV. The mv she perform called love story kill everyone in a second!! And she has a grammy AOTY for the award of these hard years. Maybe she reads great chinese poet TAOYUANMING's poems and wants to hide herself in country, she becomes a CUNGU, loving a DASHU tim. And finally, regardless of all this mass, she meet her best friend, and XIAOMING forgets how to spell Abigail. This girl, playing favourite guitar, sings nation song proudly under the Star-Spangled Banner!
        XIAOMING LOVES YOU WANAN


        IP属地:广东来自Android客户端5楼2012-12-12 00:09
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          写完了妹有??


          IP属地:湖北来自手机贴吧7楼2012-12-12 14:09
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            神马,我老年大学还没毕业,对了,老花镜咩


            来自Android客户端9楼2012-12-12 20:34
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              10楼2012-12-12 20:53
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