Ass Like That
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I dont believe it, its almost too good to be true
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I dont think Im gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, Im a human being, I have needs
Im not done, not till Im finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin
Nick I aint never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now theyre getting older, theyre starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And dont treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I dont even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I aint never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
[Chorus]
The way you shake it, I cant believe it
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I dont believe it, its almost too good to be true
I aint never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves shes like a belly dancer
Shes shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, I
Think someones at the door
But I dont think Im gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, Im a human being, I have needs
Im not done, not till Im finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
Im already on my knees
I cant get on the ground any further, its impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend Im sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
[Chorus]
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin
Nick I aint never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now theyre getting older, theyre starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look, I put away my zip-reciept
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didnt mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And dont treat me like Im pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyers with Michael, hes too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and youll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
[Chorus]
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I aint never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year Ill say ass and shell make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out your poles, so
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I dont even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I dont think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
[Chorus]
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I aint never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)
