跟知己上床； 
                 跟网友见面； 
                 和情人结婚； 
                 把爱好当成职业； 
                 把同事当成朋友； 
                 到朋友的公司打工； 
                 在人堆里大声打手机； 
                 喜欢染头发； 
                 靠抽烟来提升形象； 
                 头发油光可鉴； 
                 皮鞋满是灰尘； 
                 打领带衬衫里面露出内衣领子； 
                 总是幻想一夜暴富。