每天都看发睿智对白。

...Just give me a chance.
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-Paulette, there is something you should know.
...I'm not what you think I am.
...Are you telling me you're gay?
27
-Holy mother of Jesus! She's a man.
...I went to second base with a damn Frenchman.
28
-What type of tradition is that?
...Have these guys ever heard of a damn fax machine?
29
-The truth is I'm a driver. Nothing more.
...This is my destiny.
...I will never know what it's like to be an American.
...Never know what it feels like to kill for no reason.
30
-Some people said it was a myth.
-No, it's no myth. I've seen it. Felt it.
...Kissed it. But I didn't French kiss it.
31
-Tonight I lose a brother
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-Come on, kill him already!
33
-Lee, he might be your brother, but turn him into your sister.
34
-# Everybody was kung-fu fightin' #
...# The man was fast as ligh... #
35
-Oh, my God!
...What the hell am I doin' up here?
36
-Would you like to know a secret, cop?
-No.
37
-Lee! Reel me in.
- I got you!
-Black people don't fly.
38
-Lee, I'm gonna kill you if we don't die!
39
-Hey, man! You touch me again...
...you gonna owe me dinner and a movie.
40
-Together, we can do anything.
...Anything! Ha ha ha.
-He's right, Lee. Together, we can do anything.
...You go this way...
-And I'll go that way.
41
-Cheese!
-"Cheese"?
-What?
-Freeze.
-Oh, freeze!
42
-I'm sick of you, Kenji.
...You been tryin' to kill us ever since the start of this damn movie.
43
-Maybe we should put on a dirty movie.
-Lee!
-I like the ones with a story.
-What?
-I like the one with a locker-room scene.
-What?
I like the one with a prison scene.
...I like the one with a shower scene.
...I like the ones with a white girl.
...I'm into feet.
...I like the one with the horses.
...What's that mean? Damn.
...What he teach me?
...Are you teaching me a bad word?
...I like the one with hairy woman.
-What's wrong with you?
-I don't know. Brett Ratner tell...
......teach me that.
-He'll teach you anything.
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-And you're not my brother.
-I'm not your brother?
...All the stuff we've been through?
...Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?

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楼主应该再发中英文对照的，这样比较好，否则看也看不懂

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