如果你在学校碰到麻烦
他使你感到忧郁
你想要毕业，但你在他的摇篮
在这你应该做什麼？
拿起电话，我一定会赶来
任何时间都能找我
然后铃声响起：3-6-2-4-3=6，嘿
我过著罪恶的一生
非常轻易达成的肮脏事啊！
非常轻易达成的肮脏事啊！
他们非常容易干出这些肮脏事！
他们非常容易干出这些肮脏事！
你在恋爱上有一些问题
你的心破碎了
你最好的朋友是双面人
当泪水开始流下时，小子
拿起电话
我将奔往孤单的你
或者在社会上呼叫
来吧，忘记这一切
我们可以自己玩球，对吧
非常轻易达成的肮脏事啊！
非常轻易达成的肮脏事啊！
他们非常容易干出这些肮脏事，喔喔！
他们非常容易干出这些肮脏事！
呼呀！
你有一个女朋友，你希望她滚
但是你没有胆量
她不停的唠叨你日日夜夜
这一切足以让你疯了
拿起电话，丢下她一人
让你自己独处一下
这一切都要付出代价，我很高兴能帮你
你的门后有人，嘿嘿
非常轻易达成的肮脏事啊！
非常轻易达成的肮脏事啊！
他们非常轻易干出这些肮脏事，耶！
他们非常容易干出这些肮脏事！
他们非常容易干出这些肮脏事！
钢鞋
氰化物
炸药
做容易的肮脏事
喔喔喔，领带
契约
高压电
做容易的肮脏事，耶
肮脏事，做一个你想成为的我，做轻易达成的肮脏事
肮脏事，肮脏事，肮脏事，做轻易达成的肮脏事
底下是原文：
If you're havin' trouble with your high school head/huh, huh, huh, huh
He's givin' you the blues/huh, huh, huh
You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed/huh, huh, huh, huh
Here's what you gotta do/huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm always home/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Call me anytime/huh, huh, huh
Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six, hey
I lead a life of crime
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
You got problems in your life of love/huh, huh, huh, huh
You got a broken heart/huh, huh, huh
He's double-dealin' with your best friend/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
That's when the teardrops start FELLA, well-uh/huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, I'm here alone/huh, huh, huh, huh, huh
Or make a social call/huh, huh, huh, huh
Come right in, forget about him
We'll have ourselves a ball, eh
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, oohh
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Whoa yeah
You got a lady and you want her gone/huh, huh, huh, huh
But you ain't got the guts/huh, huh, huh
She keeps naggin' at you night 'n' day/huh, huh, huh, huh
Enough to drive you nuts/huh, huh, huh, huh
Pick up the phone, leave her alone/huh, huh, huh, huh
It's time you made a stand/huh, huh, huh, huh
For a fee, I'm happy to be
Your back door man, hey
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap, yeah
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Concrete shoes
Cyanide
T.N.T
Done dirt cheap
Ooo, neckties
Contracts
High voltage
Done dirt cheap, eah
Dirty deeds, do anything you want me to, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, dirty deeds, dirty deeds, done dirt cheap