★EXO★120811‖翻译‖youtube上对不忍直视的EXO-KTV的评论> <

===================最后居然没有被删我很激动+多参加点综艺吧的封===================
或者等晚上妹子评论多一点我再更？= =

Lay and Tao: im not gonna do this NO XD it so sweet of Kai pulling Tao over aww <33 lol 12 dorks their variety show gonna be a bomb :D
LAY和TAO：我要做这个表情XD。KAI你把tao推出来真是sweet。12只屌丝的综艺一定会像炸弹一样轰动哒~
why am i in love with a bunch of idiots sigh
为什么我爱上了这帮傻子。唉
CAN I KEEP YOU GUYS IN MY POCKET? T^T
我可以把他们放进口袋咩？
I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHAT I FEEL. ;----;
（神歌词！）我不能解释我现在的感觉
i spot SULAY !!
我发现了绵蛋- -
start from 2:30 they got crazyLOL yixing and tao are normal guys in there~_~
从2分30秒开始他们就崩坏了哈哈。艺兴和TAO是最正常的孩儿。
I cannot stop smiling while watching this whole video...my Mom's already giving me 'the look' I swear I'm grinning like a lunatic...lmao NOW I DEMAND A VARIETY SHOW w/ OT12...hear that SM!! I always knew LuHan is just hiding his 4D/dorky personality...well all of them, so a variety is A MUST!!!
从开始看这个视频我就一直狂笑...我妈妈已经瞪我一眼了。我承认我笑的像个疯子。现在我要综艺！！12子的综艺！！听到我的呼唤吧SM！！我一直知道鹿晗把自己的4D/二货本性藏起来了..好吧，他们都是。所以综艺是必须哒！！

Lay is being JPG at the back...
and baekhyun...omfg.....EXODORKS
LAY在后面保持JPG...
白贤...我的老天，奇葩团...
Kai is so weird in that last part =))))) dancing mama then 3 second stare then just walks away
最后一部分的KAI怪怪的哟。跳了mama然后瞪了3秒，然后就走了..
kris is so handsome that i think it causes me actual physical pain to look at him
Kris太帅了以至于我觉得看着他我都生理痛了（kris你做了什么！！）
They are crazy!!XD
When I saw Kris 0:19 1:09-1:20 , I totally lost my mind!
1:21-1:27 KrisKai Moment!!!!!!!!!! /OoO\ I can't believe it!!
ChenChen you are really lovely! I like you very much! ^3^
这帮人疯了XD
当我在......看到Kris的时候，我的魂都没了！
1.21~1.27是KrisKai 的时间！我简直不能相信！！（新CP要诞生了么 = =）
倩倩你真可爱！！我真爱你！
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW I LOVE THIS GUYS SO FREAKIN' MUCH. <3
你不能想象我有多爱这帮孩子啊啊啊啊
Sehun played with D.O ear...how cute it is..
色魂在玩D.O.的耳朵。真萌
nice to see Sehun smiling like that! *no pokerface you know!*
but i gotta say, either Chen is drunk or high on crack! HAHAHA! *actually, they all are, but he definitely is the HIGHest one here!*
a group of kids having fun in the KTV, i want to see this side of EXO OT12 more!!!
看到色魂这样笑真好！没有扑克脸你懂得！
但我得说，就连chen都喝高了或者疯了哈哈哈！事实上，他们都是，但chen绝对是最high的！！
一群小孩在KTV里玩得好开心，我想都看看12子的这一面！！！

Firstly, I was wondering where Baek was and then he comes out of no where doing the funny walk. Watching kris the whole time was hilarious! Finally get to see Chen as the centre having fun. Chanyeol saying turn back cutely and embrassingly hid somewhere quickly after. Luhan was so cute rapping to kais part. Kai telling everyone to move at the end for The kung fu master. Where the heck was xiumin? Cute lay! Plus, what was sehun doing to kris at 3:48?
最开始，我在想白贤在哪里，然后他迈着搞笑的步伐不知道从哪里冒出来（那个视频白贤开始被挡住了）
一直看着教主真是太让我欣喜若狂了！最后看到chen在中间搞笑。
灿烈叫turn back的时候真可爱，然后尴尬地躲走了。鹿晗一直rap到kai的部分真是可爱。
Kai在最后让所有人都让开然后把位子给了功夫熊猫（kung fu master）
Xiumin哪里去了？LAY真Q！
另外，色魂在3；48对教主做了什么？

没有人气啊QAQ-----------------------------

I always knew Chen was like this. xDD
Meanwhile, KAIRIS HUG AT 4:02!
我就知道chen是这个样子哒
同时，KAIRIS拥抱了！！（楼主猜的果然没错，居然连CP名都想好了OTL)
is it just meor is Kris CONTINUOUSLY CHECKING SUHO OUT! UH OH! *caught in the act XD*
是只有我发现Kris一直把绵绵往外拖么！
被抓现行了吧XD
CHEN is climbing up my dork bias list. XD
Chen在我二货偏好表的排名不断上升
I love Baekhyun and Luhans little shuffles in front of the camera lol XD
我爱白白和鹿鹿在屏幕前的小拖步（像滑行一样那个小碎步，你们知道楼楼在说什么么？）哈哈
I love this omg because they are all being themselves :)
我爱这个，因为他们在做自己
OMMMMGGGGGG LUHAN GRABS SEHUN'S CHIN XDDDDD luhan you love sehun deep!!!
鹿晗抓了色魂的下巴！！！！鹿晗，你一定深爱色魂（此只为驯鹿党鉴定完毕~）

While Luhan and Baek are forming a little train passing through the camera, Sehun let Lulu pass and pushes Baek away XDD
当白白和鹿鹿开小火车过镜头的时候，色魂让鹿鹿过去然后把白白推开了XD
you guys are SO FUNNY ~~~~~ awwwww :-*~ !!!! Chanyeol looked rediculous xDD~
你们真搞笑~~~~灿烈看起来好滑稽XDD
It's really nice that they are now being able to show that really they're completely and utterly mad!! Plus Lay we all know you just as bad as the rest of them, no need to hide it :-)
现在他们还能真真完完全全的展现自己真是好！！好吧LAY，我们都知道你和剩下11只一样二，没必要隐藏~
Unleash the Unicorn, Lay!!! LOL
解放那只独角兽，lay！！！
灿烈酱 你也太开心了吧ㄎ
第一次发现中文！！目测台湾妹子
see***ike the Hyung is crazier than the other... Xoxoxoxoxo
白贤似乎比其他人更疯~
PARTY ANIMAL CHEN！
派对动物——chen！

Baekhyun isalso cute.
I died because of LuHan and HunHan mm
白白一如既往的萌.
我因鹿晗和驯鹿（失血）而亡
So, they karaoke to their own song. hmm...
Sehun is SMILING/LAUGHING!?!....
Chen...i can't even explain....
Baekhyun...the goober is finally released
Kai...being awkardly adorable
and then Luhan..DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT TONGUE?!!!?! omg..lmao..i just..died.
所以，他们在KTV唱自己的歌。额...
色魂在微笑/大笑！？！
Chen...我不能解释....
白贤...内心的屌丝终于被释放了...
Kai...僵硬的可爱
鹿晗,,,你们看到那舌头了咩！！！天啊，我失血而亡。

Guys i dont think this is funny...Grandpa Suho is having an heart attack @ 3:19 and no one is calling the ambulance.....WHERE'S LAY GRANDPA NEEDS HELP ASAP!
（这条好搞笑）同志们我不觉得这个搞笑啊.....守护爷爷心脏病突发了，没有人叫救护车啊...LAY你在哪里啊！爷爷需要急救！！

2:10-2:15 D.O why do you have to be so cute and handsome at the same time???? This video makes my day as heaven <3
D.O.你要不要可爱和杀很大并重嗷！！这个视频让我像在天堂一样
I never thought I'd be so in love with a group made up of 12 small children but I'm soooo glad I did.
我从没有想过我会这样爱上一个12只孩子组成的团，但是我真的很高兴我这样做了。
------------------------最后那条也是楼主想说的啊封！！！--------------------------


【120519 EXO at Disneyland - Lay & D.O dancing to MAMA】
楼主私心附赠DISNEY的小视屏的评论节选，那个时候真是有爱啊~
disney梗一直是楼主现实文的重点关注对象....

suho smiles like a father seeing his kids playing LOL
守护笑得像个爸爸在一边看着他的孩子们玩哈哈
LOL those groups of teens they were dancing in front of have no idea who they just saw XD
这群骚年在一群不明所以的人面前跳了舞XD
WHY CANT I BE A FREAKIN MANAGER
为毛我不能是经纪人！
Chanyeol is definitely the ring leader in this cause all you can hear is his voice XD
灿烈绝对是最起哄的那个因为你只能听到他的声音
MY FRIEND WAS IN DISNEY IN THIS EXACTLY DAY AND SHE DEOSN'T EVEN KNOW WHO EXO ARE!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK! T_T
就在那天我的朋友在迪斯尼！但是她根本就不知道EXO！！（你一定气的呕血了亲...)


这条也很搞笑~
everyone:mama! mama! mama! mama!
americans: what the hell r they chanting for their moms for?
所有人: mama mama mama mama
米国人：这帮人到底为毛叫妈妈？