Scenario 03:
Myolie: Bosco, do you think this is all too much?
Bosco: Yeah, something really small just turned up to be something humongous. And I don't know what to do anymore.
Myolie: They've developed our breakup into something really big and dragged so many innocent people into this terrible drama.
Bosco: Arrgh. What are we going to do??
Myolie: I feel like they've made a big brewing pot of soup, and right now with all the new details becoming more and more outrageous, that pot of soup is bubbling!
Bosco: Oh my my, how do we get it to stop? Can we just publicly announce the breakup was temporary and we're still together?
Myolie: No, we can't do that! It's been too big in the news and we announced it publicly…
Bosco: It was a small argument. Can't believe you would actually tell everyone we broke up. I was heartbroken.
Myolie: Can't really blame me! I was pissed.
Bosco: And because you announced it, I had to admit to the breakup as well. Ahhhh, this is so annoying.
Myolie: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have announced it so soon.
Bosco: They're outrageous! Infidelity rumors. You dumping me for another man. Me cheating on you with three women in half a year. Ay, how do we get them to stop?
Myolie: Let's tell everyone that we've reconciled and we're getting married!
Bosco: Wait, did I hear wrong?
Myolie: Why?
Bosco: You finally want to get married? Yay!
Myolie: Let's issue a press statement together.
Bosco: I'm in, wifey.
Myolie: There's probably going to bombard us with more negative news, but I couldn't care more now. All I know if you're the one for me.
Bosco: And you're the one for me!
Myolie: Come, let's issue the statement.
Bosco: Yes, Madam Wifey.
Myolie: Silly Hubby.
Myolie: Bosco, do you think this is all too much?
Bosco: Yeah, something really small just turned up to be something humongous. And I don't know what to do anymore.
Myolie: They've developed our breakup into something really big and dragged so many innocent people into this terrible drama.
Bosco: Arrgh. What are we going to do??
Myolie: I feel like they've made a big brewing pot of soup, and right now with all the new details becoming more and more outrageous, that pot of soup is bubbling!
Bosco: Oh my my, how do we get it to stop? Can we just publicly announce the breakup was temporary and we're still together?
Myolie: No, we can't do that! It's been too big in the news and we announced it publicly…
Bosco: It was a small argument. Can't believe you would actually tell everyone we broke up. I was heartbroken.
Myolie: Can't really blame me! I was pissed.
Bosco: And because you announced it, I had to admit to the breakup as well. Ahhhh, this is so annoying.
Myolie: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have announced it so soon.
Bosco: They're outrageous! Infidelity rumors. You dumping me for another man. Me cheating on you with three women in half a year. Ay, how do we get them to stop?
Myolie: Let's tell everyone that we've reconciled and we're getting married!
Bosco: Wait, did I hear wrong?
Myolie: Why?
Bosco: You finally want to get married? Yay!
Myolie: Let's issue a press statement together.
Bosco: I'm in, wifey.
Myolie: There's probably going to bombard us with more negative news, but I couldn't care more now. All I know if you're the one for me.
Bosco: And you're the one for me!
Myolie: Come, let's issue the statement.
Bosco: Yes, Madam Wifey.
Myolie: Silly Hubby.
